Covering myself in stale feces and masturbating

Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating, Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and… mmm, pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I’m being fevoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has it’s own mind, each pule of shit has it’s own family, place, feelings, we shouldn’t just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of the, pet them… and you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even the sky, Cthulu himself.