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Lmao you call yourself a CCT fan? I’m fucking loaded on channel points bro. I highlight every message because I’m just that jacked. Try talking in chat again when you’re a true fan

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Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, ...Read more

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Eu sexualmente me identifico como um helicóptero de ataque. Desde que eu era um garoto, eu sonhava em voar sobre os campos petrolíferos, derramando cargas quentes e pegajosas nos repugnantes estrangeiros. As pessoas me diziam que uma pessoa ser um helicóptero era impossível e que eu sou um retardado fudido, mas eu não ligo, eu ...Read more

I Sexually Identify As
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Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top ...Read more

Navy Seal
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Jonnet odottavat pippelit sojossa, että GTA V ilmestyy PC:lle. Ikävä tuottaa pettymys mutta PC ei jaksa pyörittää laadukasta konsoli-peliä. Ei sitten millään. Miten jumalauta kuvittelette, että edeltäjäänsä graafisesti ja muutenkin kehittyneempi peli toimisi tietokoneella, kun se perkeleen GTA 4:kään aikoinaan toiminut sitten millään?? Hyvät teletapit; joudutte odottamaan viitisen vuotta pelin julkaisusta, ennenkuin peli toimii kuluttajahintaisella (n. 1500-2000 €) tietokoneella.

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There’s one thing you should know about me. I’m a black belt in masturbation. I’ve jerked my gerkin so much over the past 12 years or so, that my grip is now legendary. I once crushed a man’s hand just by giving him a handshake. Every time he uses that hand now, he thinks of ...Read more

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Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄) when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like” owo nya? :3c” hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾)

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So if anime isn’t already bad enough by itself, now you motherfuckers are getting into a little something called traps. Basically, it’s a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say isn’t gay. Well I’m here to tell you IT’S FUCKING GAY. If I walked up to you right fucking now, ...Read more

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Tuli Petteri Orpolta tieto:meidän Tornioon mentävä on.Siellä iskumme kovin oli mieto:oli tarjolla työ piccolon (piccolon!)Paina mieleesi, Kalle, Pekka, Jussi:täällä rasistien herjat ei soi.Ja kun yli sillan kohta tuli bussi,joka “mies” meistä vain aisuroi. Aisuroi! (Aisuroi!)Piccoloi! (Piccoloi!)Jotta joka ainut Achmed yli tulla voi.Aisuroi! (Aisuroi!)Piccoloi! (Piccoloi!)Laulu Torniosta läpi Suomen soi. Marssi bussilta Malik meitä kohti,lapsi partainen sotaisen maan.Meitä tiukasti ...Read more

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Tilasin vähän aikaa sitten tällaisen ja viimein se saapui tänne muiden figuureideni sijaan. Tyttöystäväni hermostui täysin ja raivosi ettei halua nähdä enää yhtään figuuria kotonani ja että animetyttöjulisteet todella loukkaavat häntä. Hän kehtasi loukata ihanaa Hideyoshiani kutsumalla häntä “kimittäväksi animelutkaksi”. Hän ei edes tiedä että Hideyoshi on poika. Samaan aikaan hän itse kuolaa ulkomaalaisten urheilijoiden ...Read more

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👀👀What’s up sluts!👩‍🎤👩‍🎤Did you hear? 👸Her Majesty Elizabeth👸 is about to shuffle off this 🫦👅sexy coil👅🫦. We’re 👁️seeing👁️ her off with one last 👑royal👑 🪛💦😛screw🪛💦😛 at 💂‍♀️👉🫶Fuckingham💂‍♀️👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆💦pearl necklace💦🍆 and get over here for a 👸queen-sized👸😜🫦fuck🍆😜 and 👅🍌suck🫦🍆.Send this to all your favorite 👸💂‍♀️monarchists👸💂‍♀️ who you want to 🍆🫶unite kingdoms🍌😛 ...Read more

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Hey there! Do you want to know about Twitch Prime? Oh! You may be asking, “What’s Twitch Prime?” Let me tell ya! When you connect your Amazon account to your Twitch account, you can get 1 free sub to ANY streamer on Twitch, every month! Yup, and along with that, get yourself some Twitch loot! ...Read more

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ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 looks like you just got 👀👀 the Delta variant! 🙀😜😜 Don’t you know 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 the world 🌍 HOE Organization 🙈👅 called it the most DOMINANT 👊🏼👊🏼 strain since the start of the 🗓 PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈 No more touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 until you wash 🧽🧽your dirty 🐾nasty 🤢 little 🤞🏼fingers ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻for ...Read more

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Are you DTF⁉️😏👉👌👅🙈 Down2⃣ Forgive❓🙏✨👀👂🙊Jesus forgave you for your sins 🎅🚫👬👭👫💏 👍Happy Easter❗️🐣🐇🌈🍤🍳 Send this to 15 People who are DTF🎅🙏☝️👏🌍👍

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Not gonna be active on Discord tonight. I’m meeting a girl (a real one) in half an hour (wouldn’t expect a lot of you to understand anyway) so please don’t DM me asking me where I am (im with the girl, ok) you’ll most likely get aired because i’ll be with the girl (again I ...Read more

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JINGLE🔔THOSE👉🅱️ALLS🍒🅱️ITCH🐕! IT’S🎄DICKMAS🎄!!! YOU INTO OLDER👴?? 🅱️ecause OLD ⛄ Saint 🎅 DICK is bringing 🛷 that THICK 🥖 North 💈POLE💈 to YOU 🤟 this YEAR 🎁😛! He’s SLIDING 👇 DEEP 👇 DOWN into that 🏭CHIMNEY🔥 till you MOAN 😩, “OH 😱 what FUN 😉 it is to RIDE 🚘 on this one 🐴HORSE-HUNG🍆 open SLEIGH 🛷” ...Read more

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🐰🍬🍭HOP HOP 🐰🍬🍭It’s EASTER ❕❕💐🐣🌷🐥🌻🌼☀️🐤 and YOU have been 👉👉poked👈👈 by the 💕🆒🐰EASTER BUNNY 🐰🆒💕 send 📱📬📩 this message to 🔟 people YOU love💗💛❤️💙💚💜 or get 🔟 carrots stuck up YOUR ass 🙈🚫🔪💣🔫 at MIDNIGHT ‼️‼️🙇🕛💯👌

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