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I saw blameF once in a McDonald’s and he was acting strange. Whenever someone came in, he’d go behind them. It was like he never wanted to go first. When all the people bought their lunches it was his turn since no one was left. He looked at me and said “I’d rather save my ...Read more

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h-hewwo…owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato… dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!! (╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ ω ^ )uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3

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Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I’ve searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you ...Read more

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wow this chat is so immature, i can’t even imagine how you are able to live in real life. Spamming nonsense 24/7. real viewers trying to learn from the game can’t focus on the players and their decisions. please stop

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Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during ...Read more

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It’s important to note that Reds commit nearly 52% of all the murders in Among Us, which is astounding when you take into consideration the fact that they make up 12-13% of the population. It gets even more astounding when you start considering the fact the bulk of Reds committing these murders are probably ages ...Read more

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Baserad? Baserad på vad? Din snopp? Snälla håll käften och använd ritikga ord din jävla grottmänniska, tror du Gud gav oss yttrandefrihet bara så du kunde spy upp slumpmässiga ord som inte har någon betydelse och inte har något med konversationen att göra? Snälla nån, du klagar alltid på att ingen pratar med dig eller ...Read more

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i am your ideal woman: 6’8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. i own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. inventor of what is ...Read more

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I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she’s mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room and ...Read more

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I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people, I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election. I’m not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these “friends” are forgetting to vote for me. Either way, I’ve had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have “forgotten” to ...Read more

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Ok so I’m not gay but I’m Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I’m a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give ...Read more

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Fortnite, as a game, shows the failures of capitalism. The whole premise of buying VBucks for bling and novelty with real money creates a divide between the rich and the poor over something completely useless. The struggle to compete for weapons in game shows how people who get lucky will win – if, under a ...Read more

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As an European it was always hard for me to understand American culture. What was fascinating for me is that they like bragging about their freedom which was weird for me, because I didn’t think that I have any less freedom than them. I always thought ‘What is the difference’. However after this game I ...Read more

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