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Hello everyone, concerned Christian father here. Recently, my 11 year old son downloaded the video game “Fortnite” after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he ...Read more

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ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥

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In japan we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 which doesn’t mean anything it just spells out ‘Extra Thicc’ in japanese symbols.

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My wife cheated on me in 2017 with a man named robert. Since then, we got divorced and she got the kids. This spiralled into me losing my job and becoming homeless. I have always hated robert for ruining my life but not as much as i hate cadian.

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Hello bitch, nice TITS ahahahahah milky millky milky baby thirsty mommy baby want milk suck suck suck suck hahahaha stupid cunt give me those big udders you slut hahahaha tits tit titty me your caveman me use big titty for big bitty hahaha honk honk honk slut cunt mommy honk honk milky baby want more ...Read more

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I want to date Pokimane so bad. She is so cute and I love her so much. She has a cute smile and a cute face. She’s a gamer like me and has a amazing personality. I would love to tell her every night “I love you” and rub her feet while she is streaming. ...Read more

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Im 👼 daddy’s ❤💦🍆 little fidget spinner💫 when daddy 💞 feels horny he lifts 🚚 me up☝️ and puts me on🔛 his huge 😩💦dick🍆 and I spin 🌀 and spin 🌀 whirrrrrr 😳😳I get🉐 so🆘 dizzy💫 but daddy💞 keeps spinning 💫 me untill I squirt⛲⛲ leaving me all wet💦 and his cummies 🍼🍼 are all ...Read more

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mm.. Mikäs neidillä mielesä kun hymyilyttää??? Taitaa kyrpää tehdä mieli,,? ;)) ellen ihan väärässä ole. Voisin vittusi uumaan tunkea kyrpäni,,se sykkii sisälläsi tunnet kuinka mahla mehut valuu vittuusi,,, Vai liekkö jo neiti saanut tarpeekseen?? Hymystä päätellen,,, Oikein häpykumpusi pullistuu,,tyllerö vittu :)))

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You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ...Read more

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I can’t fucking take it any more. Among Us has singlehandedly ruined my life. The other day my teacher was teaching us Greek Mythology and he mentioned a pegasus and I immediately thought ‘Pegasus? more like Mega Sus!!!!’ and I’ve never wanted to kms more. I can’t look at a vent without breaking down and ...Read more

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Please God, I want to impregnate Belle Delphine so bad. I want her to bear my children with those beautiful child-bearing hips. That beautiful, radiant angel. Like a goddess, having come down to Earth to cleanse us of our sins. Belle Delphine is beyond divine. I can’t help but drop to my knees in worship whenever ...Read more

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Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you’re going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here’s why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with ...Read more

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SORRY SLUTS‼️😤🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️🚫YOU BETTER FUCK OFF 🏃🏼‍♀️BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‼️ PREPARE 🤞🏻UR PUSSIES 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀️ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😤💪🏼TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES ...Read more

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You just got🖐🏿grabbed🤜🏼 by the P😽SSY by 👨‍💼DADDY TRUMP👨‍💼welcoming our SLUTTIEST👅💦 PRESIDENT 💥are u READY🤝👍🏼 for TRUMP👨‍💼 TO BECOME AMERICAS DADDY💦😛👅 get ready to be GRABBED by the P😽SSY EVERYDAY FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS👅😩💯 TRUMP👨‍💼 is going to rule your COUNTRY🇺🇸🇺🇸 AND your P😽SSY😂😂😍😋🤗 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ LOVERS😍 OF TRUMP OR NEVER GET ...Read more

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Yesterday, during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7 year old refused to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually he threw a tantrum, telling me “I don’t want to learn about furries anymore. This is stupid. I wish I could go to school like all the other kids.” Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried ...Read more

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Hi there, this is Jeff, the owner of the Bank on Overpass. I am looking for a man named Jame. I heard he likes to save. This could be very beneficial for my business so I can feed my family and kids. Thank you for your attention.

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Anime is literally the best thing ever. All of you baka Americans who can’t wrap your minds around it because you think your Hollywood films and TV shows you are just stupid and wrong and need to stop speaking. Literally nobody likes your opinions except the other baka Americans that don’t understand Anime culture and ...Read more

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💜 Wotcha sluts!😘🥂 It’s official: 👸🕊Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II🕊👸 has Elizabeat-off🤙 this 🙏✝️Mortal Coil!✝️🙏🤪 So join us in 😩Mourning😩 n’ 🥴Moaning🥴 at 💂‍♀️🏰👉Suckingham Phallus👌🏰💂‍♀️…✨🌝Tonight’s the night to 😘Snog💋 ’til we’re Knackered🥵, take a ride on 🚌💦Double Deckers🚌💦, and 👑👰‍♀️Marry Our Cousins👰‍♀️👑 all in honour of 💒🦵Her Royal Thighness🦵💒!!💃💘 💌Send this to your own 💖Royal ...Read more

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