It’s 🙀 The Fourth 4⃣ Of July ☺️🇺🇸 🎉 And I Want To 😏 Eat Your Hot Dog 🍑 🍆 If Ya Know What I Mean 🙊💯 Send This To 🔢 5⃣ Patriotic Daddies 🇺🇸👏🏼
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Like all strong and independent nations, Unites States of America proudly celebrates its birthday. To learn more about the holiday, see these Independence Day copypastas!
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Happy 😃IndepenDICKS🍆💦🐳 Day 🙌🇺🇸 ❗Shout out📢📣 to our POUNDING🔨😷 Father THOTmas👏🏻👏🏻 Jefferson 4🔢 writing📝 the 📜🍆DICKloration of InepenDICKS.💨🍆💦❗Dont🚫 forget💁🏻 to set off💦🎆 those 🔥fireTWERKS 🎊 🎉 🎇 tonight🌃❗ 💕Make them explode🍆💦💦 in the sky🙏🏻
Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 ...Read more
I 👁 ate 😋 so much fucking 🤬 shit on the 4th 4️⃣ of July 🎆🧨. I 👁 said 🗣️ I 👁 wouldn’t, but 🍑 then I 👁 did, and I 👁 totally fucked 🤬 up ⬆️ my diet 🥪🍎🌮🥖🥧🍈🥦, and now I’m paying 💵 for 4️⃣ it 🤡 by working out in a hundred ...Read more
HAPPY JULY F(WHORE)TH BITCHES!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 be proud of your CUMtry as you fight for your freedom to FUCK 🍆💦😩 don’t be independent today, find yourself a FOUNDING DADDY 😉 to shoot his FIREWORKS into you 😩🎆 if you want a sexy freedom fighter to give you his hotdog 🌭 just yell 🔴”THE REDCOATS ARE CUMMING”🔴 it ...Read more
IT’S OUR 🇺🇸NATION’S 🇺🇸 BIRTHDAY 🎊🎉🎉 PATRI-SLUTS😋😋😩 AND IT HAS A BIIIG 😉💯🍆👅 PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆💦 UNCLE SAM 🔥🔥🔥WANTS YoU😘😩🎊😏! HE’s BRINGING his STAR 🌟✨⭐SPANGLED 💥⚡🔥BONER 🙇😯🎉😩😩 TO GIVE YOU FREE🅱️OM TO HOE‼️ BUTT😉 that’s not ALL. HE’S gonna launch his rocket 🚀😩😋 into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVE🍑🍑🍑 and EXPLODE✨💥😩 in ...Read more