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In a nutshell, simping means being excessively nice to someone in the hope of gaining their affection. In this era of streaming and content subscription services, spending big sums of money trying to get the attention of someone who is not interested at all has become more and more common. Have a look at these fine examples of simp copypastas to learn more about this peculiar phenomenon!

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Oh so I’m a simp? – Complimenting woman on Twitter makes me a simp?– Supporting woman with a $99.99 subscription to her onlyfans makes me a simp?– Visiting her and getting arrested makes me a simp? You’re right. It does make me a simp.(S)uper(I)ncredible(M)an

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Oh my fucking god, I cannot stand it anymore… I think I must’ve become a simp at some point recently because every time I look at you I just get a massive fucking erection. Your face look like it was hand designed by a thousand angels… And you have an uttermost beautiful style of clothing ...Read more

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My dearest e-girl I kneel before you to represent that I will always be a loyal and honoring simp. If you would be gracious enough to kiss me on the cheek, I vow to spend the rest of my days as an obedient protector of your replies.

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Oh, so you support your girlfriend? You simp. Okay Homer SIMPson. You absolute simpanzee. OOO OOO OO OO EE EE OO 🐒 <- that is you. You are nothing but sludge . You are putrid muck given form, weakness personified. I am not sympathetic. You are simp pathetic.

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SORRY SLUTS‼️😤🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻‍♀️🚫YOU BETTER FUCK OFF 🏃🏼‍♀️BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‼️ PREPARE 🤞🏻UR PUSSIES 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀️ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😤💪🏼TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES ...Read more

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