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Työkkäri pakotti menemään fazerille vihreiden kuulien puolittajaksi ja on kyllä paskin homma missä olen koskaan ollut. Kone sylkee helvetillisellä tahdilla kuulaa naaman eteen ja niitä sitten pitää leikellä voiveitsellä ja viedä vihreiden kuulien liimaajalle. Varsinkin näin sesonkiaikana homma on kunnon vittusaatanaa alusta loppuun. Olen yrittänyt tiedustella että miksi näitä edes puolitetaan kun ne kuitenkin liimataan ...Read more

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WHAT a performance from Karrigan, 30 camera glances, 12 pointing at his head after his teammates clutched a round, 5 stand ups out of his chair, 4 ear cuppings after winning against an eco, 2 staring contests with the camera and to top it all of 1 kill in the deciding map, truly GOAT status

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Randy ‘YEKINDAR’ Smith is a USA professional counter-strike player from Texas. Known as the greatest ever Texan player he also enjoys burgers, steaks, roping bulls, cowboy movies and riding horses with his wife. USA! USA! USA!

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Today my father asked me to clean his car for him and so I spent the whole morning doing it. After sometimes, I went back inside and my father asked me how was the car looking. “NiKo” I just replied. He just smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.

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Hello. This is Ben from New York City. I am a building contractor at vertigo towers and for the last 9 year, people keep coming here shooting guns and exploding bombs. My finances are in shambles and I am broke. 2 of my constructor workers even died a few weeks ago. Please help

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Kuulet tätä varmaa paljon, mutta ompa tosiaan hyvä rakenteinen kroppa mimmillä ;)) ihan sexi wau, täydelliset muodot..rinnat sopivan mehukkaat ja lantiokin kuin veenuksella…ja varmasti timmi pakaralihas sulla ;)))) saisit istua meikän naamalle koska vaan..ei haittas vaik olisit pikkase hiessä kuntosalin jälkeen ;))) slurps heijaa

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༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I’d like to let you know that we’ve just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank ...Read more

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So if anime isn’t already bad enough by itself, now you motherfuckers are getting into a little something called traps. Basically, it’s a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say isn’t gay. Well I’m here to tell you IT’S FUCKING GAY. If I walked up to you right fucking now, ...Read more

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I let mine 5 year old son play this game because he sad he liked game and want very much so I buy game for him but little later he come to me and say “daddy this game much scary!!” I look at game and it say: “ZOMBIE EAT YOU BRAIN!!!” and me was shock. ...Read more

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Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I’m a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my days perfecting the craft and enjoying superior American passtimes. (Barbeque, Rodeo, Fireworks) I train with my branding iron every day, this superior weapon can permanently ...Read more

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Some people add me because they think I’m a girl since my avatar is an anime girl, then when I tell them I’m a guy they usually ask me if I’m gay. Well listen here, using a female anime pic not only shows your appreciation of the opposite gender, but also to all of the ...Read more

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Is there an anime character stronger than Madara Uchiha? And I’m referring to Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan doujutsus (with the rikidou paths ability) equipped with his Gunbai and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, a complete Susano’o, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in his chest so he can ...Read more

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I hate weeaboos. I don’t conisder myself a weeaboo, I’m actually Japanese for real, well almost. I will be when I live in Japan though. Right now I’m studying japanese, japanese history and I’m following Bushido, the way of the warrior. This is why I hate weeaboos that know 5 words in japanese and use ...Read more

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Asking for a friend Is there a sexuality for people who’re only attracted to 2d anime girls with fat tiddies? Ever since I’ve been a young lad, I’ve been revolted by the sight of real-life women, but Japanese cartoon characters have really done the trick for me. Every Friday night since 2009 I’ve dressed up in ...Read more

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So he was having problems with his laptop computer and asked me to look at it. I of course agreed since he’s my grandpa. Well I opened it up and logged in but I guess he doesn’t know about clearing his browser history or incognito mode because he watches a TON of hentai. As in ...Read more

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Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I’m not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I ...Read more

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i fucking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you ...Read more

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wait, wait, wait…. hold your horses… uhm… YOU’RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_o_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn’t get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m’lady. You’ve just become every man’s dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you’ve ...Read more

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