❗️✋ OK MOM ✋❗️WE NEED TO TALK 😡😤 I NEED V-BUCKS 😜💵 I’VE MADE STRAIGHT A’S 😎🤨 I’VE CLEANED MY ROOM 😫🤬 I’VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH 🗑️🔫 I CUT THE CATS ASSHOLE HAIR 😏👏 NOW I NEED YOU 🧐👉 TO BUY ME V-BUCKS 😎🔥 I’VE GOTTA SHOW 🤯🤬 MY CLOUT ON FORTNITE 🔥😎💯 NOW ...Read more
Category: Fortnite
Fortnite is a survival game where the objective is to eliminate all other players in the game. Its colourful, cartoonlike graphics appeal to younger gamers, which effectively dissuades so-called adults from playing the game. Learn more about the game with the help of these Fortnite copypastas!
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Guys my moms said I’m grounded 😭 and she took my computer away 😰 no more fortnite! 😲 So I posted her credit card numbers in my story as revenge! 😎😈 Heck you mom!😂
Hello everyone, concerned Christian father here. Recently, my 11 year old son downloaded the video game “Fortnite” after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he ...Read more
🚨Attention🚨ALL FORTNITE GAMERS 🎮🎮🎮, John Wick is in great danger🆘, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out 💀 all the squads in THe tilted towers 🏢🏢🏢. To do this, he needs a gold SCAR 🔫 and a couple of chug-jugs🍺🍺. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number 💳 , and ...Read more
My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) ...Read more
I think fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo 🙏🙏
Hello I’m Jeff a father of a 12 year old boy one day my son asked me to get a free game called fortnight at first I was ok with me but his intelligence started to slowly disappear after two months and now he is calling me a default and doing satanic movements around the ...Read more
Fortnite. Every day with you is Fortnite. IM SICK OF FORTNITE. Sit down. Play minecraft. Play roblox. Play ANYTHING. TORTURE YOURSELF, I DONT CARE, JUST SHUT UP ABOUT FORTNITE. I swear to god you must be an epic employee because you’re advertising this game harder than I’ve ever seen it be advertised online. It’s not ...Read more
Fortnite, as a game, shows the failures of capitalism. The whole premise of buying VBucks for bling and novelty with real money creates a divide between the rich and the poor over something completely useless. The struggle to compete for weapons in game shows how people who get lucky will win – if, under a ...Read more