I(69M, heterosexual) last night(10/24/21 11:12 PM) got consent(verbal) from your mom(420F) to have sexual intercourse(hetero), but you(42069M) got very angry(blood pressure 100/140) and yelled(80 decibels) at me. Am I the asshole?
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