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Sex – the most interesting topic in the world and most likely the reason for inventing the Internet. As you can imagine, a lot of people like to talk about sex online. Certain pieces of text have become popular sex copypastas. See for yourself what those sick bastards on the Internet have written!

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Well, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I’m not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I ...Read more

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*thrusts me against a table* “sorry mommy I’ve been a bad little boy don’t punish me 🥺” *smacks ass* “ouhhhh THAT HURTS MOMMY” sticks hands between legs and viciously strokes my cock “hmmmm that feels good 🥴” *Squeezes balls firmly* “NO MOMMY NOT THERE” *bursts ball sack*

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Get ready😃, all you 💎👙HOES👅🍆👅 out there, cause it’s 👐👐HANDuary, and that means it’s ⏲time⏲ for some 👐🍆HANDJOBS!!😃 On New Year’s Eve, ❇️party❇️❇️HARD🍆🍆 and get some 💦💦🍸CUMpagne to 😋drink! On Martin Luther FUCking 👱🍆😀 day, give👍 ur daddy👦🍆👋👧 the ⏲time⏲ of his life!😃🍆💦😛 Send 👉thls👈 to all ur 👅🍆HOES🍆 If you get 🔟 back👇, you’re ...Read more

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The “plap plap plap” sound during sex is something that you hear only when either one of these two things happen:>the female’s buttocks slam against the male’s hips>the vagina ‘queefs’ because the penis can’t completely fill it, thus creating space for air to come outAlso, telling someone to “get pregnant” does not actually increase the ...Read more

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I(69M, heterosexual) last night(10/24/21 11:12 PM) got consent(verbal) from your mom(420F) to have sexual intercourse(hetero), but you(42069M) got very angry(blood pressure 100/140) and yelled(80 decibels) at me. Am I the asshole?

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Sexual intercourse. That’s the answer for all of these. Every single one of you that uh “oh if you had 24 hours with me what would you..” Sexual intercourse. Every single time. We don’t need to do any more. All done. You’re so hot. Hubba hubba. Wanna have sex. That’s it. No more. The dude ...Read more

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I just did sex so hard to this girl. She was moaning and stuff and i did sex so hard and so good with her. She was all “Please have good sex with me” and I said back “Yeah, I’m going to really sex you so great lady” and she’s like “Thanks”. It was so ...Read more

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Yeah call me a virgin again. My girlfriend is sucking my dick RIGHT NOW and you wish you could have this treatment. oooooh yeah it feels good too if only a virgin like you could know this feeling, HA! Just knowing I can fuck on demand… Whenever I want… She’s still blowing me in fact ...Read more

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How do I get my husband to stop going ‘Goblin Mode’ during sex? TLDR; My husband says ‘Goblin Mode activated’ when we start to have sex, growls and acts like a caveman, and then says ‘Goblin Mode off’ when we stop, and then pretends not to remember afterward. I really love my husband and he’s always been ...Read more

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