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So if anime isn’t already bad enough by itself, now you motherfuckers are getting into a little something called traps. Basically, it’s a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say isn’t gay. Well I’m here to tell you IT’S FUCKING GAY. If I walked up to you right fucking now, ...Read more

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Ok so I’m not gay but I’m Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I’m a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give ...Read more

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Actually mom, they’re called traps, and they’re far superior than just regular “girls”. In fact, girls don’t even do anything for me anymore. The concept of overpowering a failed male with your superior masculinity is far more appealing than just the same old T and A. Sorry mom. I don’t expect you to understand, but ...Read more

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Hello, fellow homosexuals. It is us, [MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR CORPORATION]. Here to remind you that we support your lifestyle now that it has been federally legalised and it is completely socially safe, allowing for us to capitalise on your existence now it’s mainstream. Look, we even changed the colours of [LOGO]! Why did we wait this ...Read more

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In high school, I was dared to play “gay chicken”, which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We’ve been married 14 years and we run a bed and ...Read more

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Recently, I’ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It’s so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check ...Read more

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What if I’m already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let’s do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then ...Read more

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