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There is one thing all people have in common: everyone, from the lowest servant to the highest king, has to defecate. The only exception is the late Kim Jong Il, former supreme leader of North Korea, who according to local schoolbooks did not have need to defecate at all. To learn more about this beautiful bodily function and its effects on people, see these faeces copypastas!

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📢🚨ATTENTION🚨📢 🎮🗣ALL GAMERS🗣 🎮 ‼️‼️RED ALERT‼️‼️ Mom 👩 has found👀 🔎 the 💩POOP SOCK 🧦 and she 💃🏼 is NOT ❌HAPPY 🙎‍♀️ ‼️‼️She is now🕑 threatening 🙅‍♀️ to🚫STOP🚫 buying 💰TENDIES🍗 and GAMER🎮 FUEL🥤 if it isn’t 🚮thrown away🚮 in the next 5️⃣ MINUTES 🕑 This 👆is absolute💯🐂BULLSHIT🐂 and 🚫NOT FAIR⚖️‼️ If anyone 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 tries to tell ...Read more

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Caught my gf pooping…so I broke up with her. 😡 She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she’ll be right out…her voice was labored and ...Read more

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Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating, Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large black garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after ...Read more

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Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for ...Read more

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