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Ite oon impannut yhteensä varmaan kymmeniä tunteja ja oon 100% kunnossa vaikka oon impaanut varmaan 100 tuntiakin impannut

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Työkkäri pakotti menemään fazerille vihreiden kuulien puolittajaksi ja on kyllä paskin homma missä olen koskaan ollut. Kone sylkee helvetillisellä tahdilla kuulaa naaman eteen ja niitä sitten pitää leikellä voiveitsellä ja viedä vihreiden kuulien liimaajalle. Varsinkin näin sesonkiaikana homma on kunnon vittusaatanaa alusta loppuun. Olen yrittänyt tiedustella että miksi näitä edes puolitetaan kun ne kuitenkin liimataan ...Read more

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WHAT a performance from Karrigan, 30 camera glances, 12 pointing at his head after his teammates clutched a round, 5 stand ups out of his chair, 4 ear cuppings after winning against an eco, 2 staring contests with the camera and to top it all of 1 kill in the deciding map, truly GOAT status

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Randy ‘YEKINDAR’ Smith is a USA professional counter-strike player from Texas. Known as the greatest ever Texan player he also enjoys burgers, steaks, roping bulls, cowboy movies and riding horses with his wife. USA! USA! USA!

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Today my father asked me to clean his car for him and so I spent the whole morning doing it. After sometimes, I went back inside and my father asked me how was the car looking. “NiKo” I just replied. He just smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.

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Hello. This is Ben from New York City. I am a building contractor at vertigo towers and for the last 9 year, people keep coming here shooting guns and exploding bombs. My finances are in shambles and I am broke. 2 of my constructor workers even died a few weeks ago. Please help

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Kuulet tätä varmaa paljon, mutta ompa tosiaan hyvä rakenteinen kroppa mimmillä ;)) ihan sexi wau, täydelliset muodot..rinnat sopivan mehukkaat ja lantiokin kuin veenuksella…ja varmasti timmi pakaralihas sulla ;)))) saisit istua meikän naamalle koska vaan..ei haittas vaik olisit pikkase hiessä kuntosalin jälkeen ;))) slurps heijaa

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༼ ▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿ ༽Hello, my name is Juan Pastoroni, CEO of Copy Pasta Industries. I’d like to let you know that we’ve just gained copyrights on a lot of copy pastas seen in this chat. If you are using them right now, please refrain from doing so, or risk being fined under copyright infringement. Thank ...Read more

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So if anime isn’t already bad enough by itself, now you motherfuckers are getting into a little something called traps. Basically, it’s a dude that dresses like a chick, has a dick, and you say isn’t gay. Well I’m here to tell you IT’S FUCKING GAY. If I walked up to you right fucking now, ...Read more

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I let mine 5 year old son play this game because he sad he liked game and want very much so I buy game for him but little later he come to me and say “daddy this game much scary!!” I look at game and it say: “ZOMBIE EAT YOU BRAIN!!!” and me was shock. ...Read more

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