The new COCKgress

Pull up‼️ 2️⃣ the Capitol (but not like an insERECTION 🔥🇺🇸) because today 🗓️ the new ✅ COCKgress 🍆👨‍⚖️ is being sworn in 🤭 say goodbye to NERVOUS NANCY 😎❤️ and COCKsy voting 🤧😷🤒 and hello to “my Kevin” (if the FREEDOM 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 COCKUS lets him win 😂😳) on the 69th ballot 👌🏼☠️ CUM watch the freshmen👨🏻‍🍼👶 defend the COCKSDICKTUTION 🙈😈 and faithfully DISCHARGE 💦💦💦 the duties 💩 of their office 😮‍💨🫡 send this to 6️⃣0️⃣ people or else your 🕳️ will be FILLibustered 🤧🤢 send to 2️⃣1️⃣8️⃣ people or else you won’t meat 🍆 qWHOREum 😜 if you get 5️⃣3️⃣5️⃣ back then your ass 🍑🌚 is in the union 🫦 but if you get 0️⃣ back then you’re an UNPAID INTERN 🤮😧😩