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Nani the fuck did you just fucking iimasu about watashi, you chiisai bitch desuka? Watashi’ll have anata know that watashi graduated top of my class in Nihongo 3, and watashi’ve been involved in iroirona Nihongo tutoring sessions, and watashi have over sanbyaku perfect test scores. Watashi am trained in kanji, and watashi is the top ...Read more

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Anime isn’t just a bunch of cheap American ripoffs of cartoons, it’s art. Next time you American sheeple are watching your simpsons or south park or whatever mindless American cartoons that have plots, storylines and comedy, I’ll be Admiring the wonderful and superior art of Chinese cartoons.

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So I (M16) finally decided to come out to my parents as animesexual. At first they started laughing, so I believed that they had accepted me. As a result, I decided to show them my favorite body pillows of Tsunade, Sakura, and Rukia. My mom immediately burst out crying, saying “I thought you were joking!” All ...Read more

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Anime is literally the best thing ever. All of you baka Americans who can’t wrap your minds around it because you think your Hollywood films and TV shows you are just stupid and wrong and need to stop speaking. Literally nobody likes your opinions except the other baka Americans that don’t understand Anime culture and ...Read more

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Sinä olet TÄYSIN käsittänyt väärin satunnaisen idean. Satunnainen ei ole “hei kaverit löysin hauskan linkin ha ha.” Satunnainen ei ole Iltalehden kukkahattuilua. Satunnainen ei ole Suomi24, Demi tai vauva.fi. Satunnainen on paikka ihmisille olla hirviöitä. Järkyttäviä, tunteettomia, välinpitämättömiä hirviötä joita he todella ovat. Tsunami tappaa ihmiset Aasiassa ja me nauramme. Psykoottinen emo toteuttaa sairaita mielihaluja kissallaan ...Read more

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said ...Read more

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mietis nyt lapsonen mitä päästät suustasmitä veikkaat saatko turpaas kun nään sut kun tuut tollasta selittäänsul on ainaki vitusti liian isot luuloot itsestäs se on 1 juttuluulin sua fiksuks kaveriks mut oot sellanen pikku neiti kikattelemassasulle tulee käymää vielä huonosti aika paljonkin

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Hello twitch chat. This is michaels mother speaking. Please stop the spam in the chat. I can’t read the amazing conversations that you are having about my son. Thanks. Don’t copy and paste this to spam more or I will tell Michael to ban you all.

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🍣🍤🍣 IT’S SUSHI TIME🍙🍘🍣 You have been visited by the legendary Hiroshi, master of sushi 🍙🍣🍣🍥🍤 Upmoshi this within 3 seconds or you’ll never have sushi without wasabi 🍣🍤🍤

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Lmao you call yourself a CCT fan? I’m fucking loaded on channel points bro. I highlight every message because I’m just that jacked. Try talking in chat again when you’re a true fan

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You notice a wall of text in twitch chat and your hand instinctively goes to the mouse. You scroll up to stop the chat elevator and read the pasta, indulging in its delights… You soon realize that this pasta conveys no information nor is particularly witty or funny. Nevertheless, you drag your mouse across, hit ...Read more

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This chat disgusts me. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. And the remaining 30% just copy pastes the longest message they can find in the chat. Grow up chat, grow up.

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wow this chat is so immature, i can’t even imagine how you are able to live in real life. Spamming nonsense 24/7. real viewers trying to learn from the game can’t focus on the players and their decisions. please stop

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You have been reported. I am not a bot. I am a Volunteer Reddit moderator. I do not have mod powers but my reports are taken seriously and those who get on my bad side tend to get banned in under 24 hours. I have numerous rules, which you may read in my post history, but ...Read more

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So I have a girlfriend with rather large and sizable breasts. They are not only large, but also naturally firm and don’t droop too much. Perfect proportions for online art enthusiasts. Being a crypto man, I suggested that we take many nude photographs of her bodacious breasts and mint them. And then, after covering them in ...Read more

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My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from ...Read more

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It’s nice to meet you, but it’s even better to meet me. My name is SniperSmurf. I have 290 hours with Bastion in total and I specialize in sticking it straight up their fuckin culo. Bastion is a way of life for me. I go in there, I bend them over, I open their cheeks ...Read more

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