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I have noticed that, although America has 328.2 million people, I am not receiving 328.2 million votes on my election. I’m not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these “friends” are forgetting to vote for me. Either way, I’ve had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have “forgotten” to ...Read more

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hello this is Jame’s mom, Jane. I would appreciate it if you would stop making fun of my son for saving. He grew up in a poor country and we never had awp. we couldn’t afford awp, just p250 for our children to eat. if you would be so kind and not make fun of ...Read more

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Hoping to get 🍀LUCKY🍀 this 🐢St. Patrick’s Day?🍀? Want someone to rub you for luck🔮? ✳️Maybe put their🐍 shamrock🍀shake in your pot of gold?✳️ I sent this to you because🐸 you’re🌵 one of my 🌳LUCKIEST 🌱 friends!!!!!!!! Send this🔋 to TEN of 🈯️your SLUTTIEST LUCKY friends this📗 St. Patrick’s Day🍏. You know,🍃 the ones 💚that ...Read more

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thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main bitch 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 to America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search for new dicks to suck 🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1⃣0⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 bitches or you ...Read more

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Gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 you turkey Thot 😩👌 HOEvember has finally cum💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur biggest STUFFING SLUTS 👊👊 who wanna be STUFFED with that turkey 🍆🍆🍑 get 5️⃣ back you a 🦃 dry turkey hoe 🍗😪 get 1️⃣0️⃣ back, you a 🍑 YUMMY STUFFED SLUT 🍑 hurry ❗️ send this in ...Read more

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Hey bitches! 💦💦 CUMpkin pie 🍰👅 lover 😘 it’s finally HOEvember 🍂🌰🍅 time to be 😉 thankful 😏😜💋 for all that sweet potato 🍊 DICK 🍆🍆🌽👅 you’ve had this fall…..now send this to t e n 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 👄💦 sexiest 😛😛 🦃 TURKEY 🦃 sluts in the next 🕕 1 5 seconds 🕒 or ...Read more

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hello, my name is Yu Sak Kock, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village is silver elite, but me gold nove 2, so as you see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my csgo team to play in local tournament. There will be ...Read more

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The fitness gram 😆🍆 cummy test💦 is a multistage sex position 😻 that progressively gets more difficult as 💓daddy gets 😵😵 harder. The 20 meter 😍 💦 cock will line up with your🍎💧ass in 30 seconds. Lube up for daddy 💗🍆. The 👊💦 riding speed starts slowly but progressively gets harder as 😉😝 daddy gets ...Read more

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🗣🤚 HEY ALL U DOWN⬇️TRODDEN👞 TWERKING👔🍑 CLASS‼️ MARX 🎅 YOUR CALENDARS ✔️📅 BC IT’S TIME 💁⏰ FOR THE HO-LETARIAN 🍆🕳 REVOLUTION ✊️ RISE UP ⬆️✊✊✊ AND SEIZE 🙌 THE MEANS 🛠 OF PROFUCKTION 😩💦🍆 OVERTHROW THE PETTY 😒FAPITALIST 👊🍆🎩💰 SWINE 🐷🐽 AND ABOLISH 🙅 SOCIAL CL🍑ASS🍑 SEND THIS ➡️ TO 🔟 OF YOUR FELLOW 👯 ...Read more

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whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ pussy 🍑💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER 🎄 is here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy’s christmAss tree 🎄🍑✔️ all month long until his SAP comes out 🍺👅💦💯 but don’t forget ❌❌ to lick off any syrup 🌬🍯 from daddy’s HARD candy cane ...Read more

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Get ready😃, all you 💎👙HOES👅🍆👅 out there, cause it’s 👐👐HANDuary, and that means it’s ⏲time⏲ for some 👐🍆HANDJOBS!!😃 On New Year’s Eve, ❇️party❇️❇️HARD🍆🍆 and get some 💦💦🍸CUMpagne to 😋drink! On Martin Luther FUCking 👱🍆😀 day, give👍 ur daddy👦🍆👋👧 the ⏲time⏲ of his life!😃🍆💦😛 Send 👉thls👈 to all ur 👅🍆HOES🍆 If you get 🔟 back👇, you’re ...Read more

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You just got🖐🏿grabbed🤜🏼 by the P😽SSY by 👨‍💼DADDY TRUMP👨‍💼welcoming our SLUTTIEST👅💦 PRESIDENT 💥are u READY🤝👍🏼 for TRUMP👨‍💼 TO BECOME AMERICAS DADDY💦😛👅 get ready to be GRABBED by the P😽SSY EVERYDAY FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS👅😩💯 TRUMP👨‍💼 is going to rule your COUNTRY🇺🇸🇺🇸 AND your P😽SSY😂😂😍😋🤗 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ LOVERS😍 OF TRUMP OR NEVER GET ...Read more

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WHEN I SAT DOWN ⬇️ TO PEE 💦 THERE WAS A BUG 🐞 IN THE TOILET 🚽 BUT I THOUGHT 💭 IT WAS DROWNED 🌊👻 ❓❔❓❔ N WHEN I GOT UP ⬆️ IT WASN’T ❌ THERE 👉 IM SOBBING 😭 IS IT IN MY FUCKING 🍆 BUTTHOLE 🍑⭕ WHERE IS IT⁉️⁉️⁉️

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i’m daddies wittle tide pod hehe (ꈍ꒳ꈍ)i’m all squishy and wet for daddy! (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ he loves how my bitter taste nuzzles his taste buds and my Botanical Raintm scent!!!! (。・ω・。)but he knows how im not meant to be eaten…(´･ω･`)waaah!!! dont eat all of me daddy(　；∀；) hehehe my soap-pussy is so wet >///< 1 lick 2 ...Read more

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IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete….. ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete…. ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete…. ███████████] 99% complete….. 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: ...Read more

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Woah💦 Woah💦 Woah💦 Hold on💦 Stick em UP🙆🙆🙆🙆 THAT’S RIGHT🔫 THIS IS A ROBBERY🔫 Hand over the CUMMIES🔫💦💦 and no DADDY😫👨😨 gets hurt 📨Send this to your naughtiest👄 little 👄partners in crime 😏🔫😏🔫 and you’ll get 💰💰💰SACKS💰💰💰 OF CUMMIES🍆💦💦💦 Get 5🔳 back, you’re a 💓squishy💓 little rebel without a cause💋💋💋💋💋 Get 10🔳 back, you’re a ...Read more

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My 😍DADDY😍 makes me 💦WET💦 my 😙 DADDY😙 makes me 😻 SQUISHY 😻 my ❤DADDY❤ makes me 🐷squeal🐷 when he 🍆💦🍆puts it in🍆💦🍆 my 🍑TUSHY🍑 😋 he makes me 👅lick👅 💦CUMMIES💦 😖right off of the floor 😖

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DONALD TRUMP👱🏻🚫 IS A GEMINI ♊️ DONT VOTE FOR A 😒2⃣FACED🎭 ASSHOLE 👎🏼 BERNIE SANDERS👴🏻💯 IS A VIRGO ♏️ 👍🏻 VIRGOS ARE🎓 INTELLIGENT 📚📝💭AND‼️ DETAIL ORIENTED ✔️🆒 DONT LET A GEMINI 😠😫BE PRESIDENT OF THE 🇺🇸US 🔴⚪️🔵 SEND THIS TO 1⃣0⃣ PEOPLE YOU WANT TO 👼🏽 SAVE 😇FROM GEMINIS😈😡👿 #FEELTHEBERN2K16

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