Anus

Hi, I’ve been with a few women in my life and one thing I’ve noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they’re barely an inch apart. I’m not sure about other guys – but doesn’t this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually — like they’re ...Read more

Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it ...Read more

Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I’m Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.