If poki has 5 million fans, I’m one of them.If poki has 5 fans, I’m one of them.If poki has 1 fan, I’m him.If poki has no fans, I’m not alive.If the world is against poki, I’m against the world.Until my last breath I will support poki.I’d do anything for poki.
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Hi, I’ve been with a few women in my life and one thing I’ve noticed is that the female anus is incredibly close to the vagina, in fact they’re barely an inch apart. I’m not sure about other guys – but doesn’t this disturb you? It feels like a design flaw in women actually — like they’re ...Read more
Today I attempted to insert a whole cantaloupe melon into my anus because the local shops had run out of apricots (I buy a lot). Using about a gallon of butter, breathing techniques and a few hours I managed to finally get it inside. However it was too uncomfortable so I tried to shit it ...Read more
Sometimes I like to put 9 towels into my anus and pretend I’m Ahri. Please no coperino and pasra macaroni, thank you! Sorry for bad England, I walk many Egyption miles to come watch.
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Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 ...Read more
I 👁 ate 😋 so much fucking 🤬 shit on the 4th 4️⃣ of July 🎆🧨. I 👁 said 🗣️ I 👁 wouldn’t, but 🍑 then I 👁 did, and I 👁 totally fucked 🤬 up ⬆️ my diet 🥪🍎🌮🥖🥧🍈🥦, and now I’m paying 💵 for 4️⃣ it 🤡 by working out in a hundred ...Read more
HAPPY JULY F(WHORE)TH BITCHES!!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 be proud of your CUMtry as you fight for your freedom to FUCK 🍆💦😩 don’t be independent today, find yourself a FOUNDING DADDY 😉 to shoot his FIREWORKS into you 😩🎆 if you want a sexy freedom fighter to give you his hotdog 🌭 just yell 🔴”THE REDCOATS ARE CUMMING”🔴 it ...Read more
IT’S OUR 🇺🇸NATION’S 🇺🇸 BIRTHDAY 🎊🎉🎉 PATRI-SLUTS😋😋😩 AND IT HAS A BIIIG 😉💯🍆👅 PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY 👨👀🍆💦 UNCLE SAM 🔥🔥🔥WANTS YoU😘😩🎊😏! HE’s BRINGING his STAR 🌟✨⭐SPANGLED 💥⚡🔥BONER 🙇😯🎉😩😩 TO GIVE YOU FREE🅱️OM TO HOE‼️ BUTT😉 that’s not ALL. HE’S gonna launch his rocket 🚀😩😋 into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVE🍑🍑🍑 and EXPLODE✨💥😩 in ...Read more
My husband said I have “boy pussy.” I am a biological woman and a female. I haven’t spoken to him since. For context we were having sex, and at some point with his eyes closed he moaned “yeah that boy pussy…” and then stopped, realising he spoke out loud. I’d feel better if he mentioned another woman because ...Read more
Send me ur vegana pic Hai Are u fucked at night…? I want to kiss ur vegana I want to kiss ur vagana for 2 hrs and then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy…?
Oh so I’m a simp? – Complimenting woman on Twitter makes me a simp?– Supporting woman with a $99.99 subscription to her onlyfans makes me a simp?– Visiting her and getting arrested makes me a simp? You’re right. It does make me a simp.(S)uper(I)ncredible(M)an
Oh my fucking god, I cannot stand it anymore… I think I must’ve become a simp at some point recently because every time I look at you I just get a massive fucking erection. Your face look like it was hand designed by a thousand angels… And you have an uttermost beautiful style of clothing ...Read more
My dearest e-girl I kneel before you to represent that I will always be a loyal and honoring simp. If you would be gracious enough to kiss me on the cheek, I vow to spend the rest of my days as an obedient protector of your replies.
Oh, so you support your girlfriend? You simp. Okay Homer SIMPson. You absolute simpanzee. OOO OOO OO OO EE EE OO 🐒 <- that is you. You are nothing but sludge . You are putrid muck given form, weakness personified. I am not sympathetic. You are simp pathetic.
SORRY SLUTS‼️😤🌞SIMP SUMMER🌞IS OVER🙅🏻♀️🚫YOU BETTER FUCK OFF 🏃🏼♀️BECAUSE NO ❌SIMP ❌SEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN👌🏻🙏🏻 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀😳 LOOKS LIKE THE 🍗TURKEY🍗 ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY 🌧 TONIGHT🌚‼️ PREPARE 🤞🏻UR PUSSIES 👉🏻👉🏻FOR A DRY SPELL ☀️ CAUSE ITS TIME🕑 FOR THE BOYS 😤💪🏼TO FOCUS 👀 ON THEMSELVES 😇YOU SLUTS BEST SAVE YOURSELVES ...Read more
Minecraft, but he’s torturing my cock and balls. In this video, I have to beat Minecraft while my friend is torturing my cock and balls. He has a humbler, a stretcher and can actively kick them at any time he wishes. Can I beat the Ender Dragon before my testicles are ruptured? Watch to find ...Read more
I was looking for minecraft mods when I found a mod that says “Hot Minecraft sex mod”. I didnt want to install it because I live in a Christian household who would disapprove of it. However my curiosity got the best of me and I downloaded it anyway. When I logged in and started a ...Read more