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wait, wait, wait…. hold your horses… uhm… YOU’RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_o_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn’t get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m’lady. You’ve just become every man’s dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you’ve ...Read more

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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you’re a female gamer, ’tis and awesome thing to see! 2. I’m Brian. 3. Don’t be intimidated, but I’m not like a stereotypical guy. If anything, I’ll be the one in the kitchen =D

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Now, let’s say hypothetically, you, my mother. Were to give me, your son, your credit card information. So I could make a purchase of 500 robux on the Roblox.com/store. Contrary to what my sister will have you believe, I have done a very good job of doing my chores, including, but not limited to; The ...Read more

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So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. “Oh you think it’s impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million.” and then proceeded, in my living ...Read more

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I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him, it’s actually really difficult because I don’t find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years ...Read more

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Hello, is this Pizza Hut? Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not. Now let’s discuss conditions. First, ...Read more

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Ok, so l-let’s say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that, perhaps, I, Ben, was to ask you, Stacy, to the prom, right now. Now let me ask you, in that situation, would it not be in your best interest to say yes? I mean the answer is obvious, right? Now let’s suppose, that ...Read more

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‼️I need a ROBLOX Girfriend Asap‼️ ⚠️Requirement⚠️ Level 10 on Phantom Forces 👻 ⚜️Roblox Builder G O L D 🏆 member ship⚜️ 11 years experience 11 years old ️Can fight griefers and enemies⚔️ 💪 😤 Can succ my robloxian C O C K ✊🍆💦 😩 🌋Can survive natural disasters 🌊 💵I pay 2 Robux per every hour💵 ⬇ Leave username 🅱elow⬇

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moi, oon miettiny nyt tätä aika pitkään ja oon tullu siihen tulokseen että en voi enään pelata sun kanssa, koska en halua olla tekemisissä aimbotterin kanssa. ja en halua että rankkini lähtee ksoka oon oikeesti globalin tasonen. voit itse koodata matchmakingissa jos se on kivaa sun mielestä mutta mä en ole koodari niinkuin sä. en ...Read more

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Ei vittu pakko sanoo et oot kyl ihan vitun ♥♥♥♥ jätkä! 😀 Vituttaa katella sun cs go pelaamista silverissä ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ ja pakko sanoo kyllä et oot ihan vitun ♥♥♥♥♥ siinä pelissä. 😀 Ois perseestä olla samassa pelissä, mut se ei varmaan tuu tapahtumaan rankkieron takia? 😀 Ois mahtavaa jos kävisit ‘uninstallaa’ csgo, ni voin ...Read more

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Just me and my 💕daddy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and he said he’d give me his 💦cummies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘daddy💘 ...Read more

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❄🎅❄🎅🎄🎅⛄❄🎅❄ festive shit festive sHit🎄 thats ✔ some ❄❄shit right❄❄th 🎅 ere❄⛄ ❄ right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🎄 i say so 🎄 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎄 ❄⛄❄⛄НOH0ОଠHＯOHOОଠHଠOooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ❄ ❄ ⛄❄ 🎄 ❄ 🎅🎅 🎅 ❄❄festive shit

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💞Daddy💞 be nimble🚶🏻 Daddy be quick🏃🏻💨 Daddy has a rock🗿 hard dick 🍆😍! 1️⃣cummy💦 2️⃣cummy💦💦 3️⃣cummy💦💦💦 4️⃣💦💦💦💦! Daddy cums💦 so much he can’t cum any more🙈🙉🙊! Ghost cummy👻💦 Ghost cummy👻💦 don’t be scared❌😖❌! There’s always more cummies💦👅 that can be shared👬! Daddy makes me ☁️squishy☁️ Daddy makes me 💧wet💧Daddy treats me like his little pet🐈🐩🐕! ...Read more

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THE IOWA🌾🌽 COCK-US🍆🍆💦💦 IS UPON US 💦💦💦😪😫 we will find out IF WE GOT REPUBLICAN🐘 RIM JOBS👅 💦 OR DEMOCRAT🐴 DICK🍆🍆. an ELEPHANT 🐘never forgets and neither will your ASS🐴🍑!! time to DANCE 💃💃on those POLLS📍. so trim✂️💇🏾 that JEB BUSH🌳 and get ready to FEEL THE BERN🔥🔥 in your HILLARY CLIT-ON 🙆🏻and if your ...Read more

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I saw mister👨 willy 👨🍫wonka 😍😥💦 he said👄💦💬 hey charlie 👦👦 wanna Get a sneak 🙈👀 peak 🙊👀 at my 🍫 factory 🏫? I went inside 🚪and he led 🚸 me to ➡ his BIG dark 🌚🌑🌃 lair 😍 I asked 🙎😣 where’s? 😾😲¿ the chocolate 🍫?? I looked 👀 @ Willy 👨🙉 , He ...Read more

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If we’re together 👫💏 We gon act silly 😜😋 We gon act freaky👅💦 We gon be loyal ✊💯🔐 Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War 😩💣 WE gon be US 😘💯💏

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the NEW YEAR 🎉 💥 has almost 💦 CUM 💦 😏 .. its time for 😏 👅 NEW 🍆 COCKS 🍆 4 TWENTY SEX-TEEN 😍 👉 👌 all of the 🍑 THOTS 🍑 😋 🙋 are making it their 🎉 NEW YEARS 🎉 RESOLUTION to find 👅 BIG DICKS 👅 to EXPLODE 💥 some 💥 ...Read more

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