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So today, for the first time, my little toddler finally counted to ten. Everyone was celebrating, saying how proud they are in my kid, and then Ben Shapiro kicks open the door. “Oh you think it’s impressive that they can count to ten? I can count to one million.” and then proceeded, in my living ...Read more

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I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him, it’s actually really difficult because I don’t find him sexually attractive in any way and especially just his headshots but I have done it every day for about 2 years ...Read more

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Hello, is this Pizza Hut? Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not. Now let’s discuss conditions. First, ...Read more

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Ok, so l-let’s say, hypothetically, for the sake of the argument, that, perhaps, I, Ben, was to ask you, Stacy, to the prom, right now. Now let me ask you, in that situation, would it not be in your best interest to say yes? I mean the answer is obvious, right? Now let’s suppose, that ...Read more

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