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Hello, is this Pizza Hut? Excellent. My name is Ben Shapiro. Conservative thought leader. Prominent white YouTuber. The Muggsy Bogues of the intellectual dark Web. And—look, it’s just a fact—I would like to order some pizza pie. If you are triggered by that request, I do not care. I truly do not. Now let’s discuss conditions. First, ...Read more

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I was looking for minecraft mods when I found a mod that says “Hot Minecraft sex mod”. I didnt want to install it because I live in a Christian household who would disapprove of it. However my curiosity got the best of me and I downloaded it anyway. When I logged in and started a ...Read more

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Hey guys I’m not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I’m here I had a question let’s say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day ...Read more

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Did you know that Finnish country singer Kari Tapio used to be fucking great (one of the best in Finland) in de_Train 1.6 era. He even wrote a song about his domination in Train and that song is called Juna Kulkee (Train goes on). Rest in peace Kari Finnish CS in de_train has never been ...Read more

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Onhan noita esim1. Rita Hayworth – avain pakoon (1994)2. Kummisetä (1972)3. Kummisetä osa II (1974)4. Yön ritari (2008)5. Pulp Fiction: Tarinoita väkivallasta (1994)

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⚠️WARNING⚠️ cock inspection is NOT required at the voting booths!!!! don’t be tricked like me!! So I was waiting in line to vote when all of a sudden this voting “official” came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my voter registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we ...Read more

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IT’S COCKTOBER 🍆🎃 U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS 👀👅 DICK SUCKING AWARENESS MONTH 😯🙆🏼👅 SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSET HOES 👭😈 THAT LOVE THAT DICK 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃THOT-O-WEEN 🎃IS UPON US !! YOU ARE QUEEN👸🏿 OF THE THOTS!!! FORWARD THIS TO 7⃣ OF THE 🍆THOTTIEST🍆 THOTS 💁🏿 THAT YOU KNOW WILL GET SOME 👉🏿👌🏿 SOON ...Read more

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👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES❕❗️❕It’s the 1️⃣st day of 🌺spring🌺 and you know what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 and he’s gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅🎀pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅👅👅 and your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦💦💦 brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers🌷 Jesus✝ ain’t the only thing ...Read more

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The PGL audio guy is pretty good just needs to work on sound feedback, noise balancing, audio syncing, crowd muting, mic quality, crowd mics, noise levels and ambient mixing!

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Uhm😤 by the way 👩 MOM 🤷‍♀️ They’re not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons📺💻 it’s called😡 ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!? 😤😠 And they’re ❌✋🙅‍♀️ NOT CHINESE!!!🇨🇳 They’re JAPANESE!!!🇯🇵 So you’d better apologize 😱🙏👎 to me and my Waifu 👫💏 RIGHT NOW 😠😡

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Hey 👋you hot 🔥⭐️ piece of American 🇺🇸 ass 🍑! Today 🌞 is the fourth 4️⃣ of July ⭐️ also known as 💭 Independence Day! 1776 🙈 years ago, America 💙❤️💙 was ruled 👸🏼 by King George Washington 🍆👴🏼 from the country 🇹🇷 Europe 😱😖. Thank goodness 🙏 Daddy Sam 🍆👨🏻🇺🇸 and Barrack Obama 🍆👦🏾 ...Read more

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Hi guys, I’m the audio guy at PGL Major. I wanted to express how honored I am to be the first deaf audio engineer at a CS:GO tournament in history. Thank you PGL for this amazing opportunity, and I’ll try my best!

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Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter strik” and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. pls no copy pasterino my story.

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I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding fanatics. With my natural 260 lbs, please stop talking trash about my mediocre country which is a collection of all the human scum EU and ...Read more

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👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊🏼YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦💧 so Daddy Cupid draw 🔙 your bow 🏹and let that 💦🤣CUM FLOW➡️👅 💦 ‼️This day only 💦CUMS💦 once a year 📅so ❌rip off❌ ...Read more

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If we’re together 👫💏 We gon act silly 😜😋 We gon act freaky👅💦 We gon be loyal ✊💯🔐 Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War 😩💣 WE gon be US 😘💯💏

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