Me identifico sexualmente como helicóptero de ataque. Desde que era niño, soñaba con volar sobre los campos petrolíferos arrojando cargas pegajosas y calientes sobre los extranjeros repugnantes. La gente me dice que ser un helicóptero es imposible y que soy un jodido retrasado pero no me importa, soy hermoso. voy a pedirle a un cirujano ...Read more
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Eu sexualmente me identifico como um helicóptero de ataque. Desde que eu era um garoto, eu sonhava em voar sobre os campos petrolíferos, derramando cargas quentes e pegajosas nos repugnantes estrangeiros. As pessoas me diziam que uma pessoa ser um helicóptero era impossível e que eu sou um retardado fudido, mas eu não ligo, eu ...Read more
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install ...Read more
I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I have 10 computers ...Read more
I sexually identify as a Minecraft creeper. Ever since I was a child I dreamed of stalking people in the dead of the night, making an erotic hissing noise, and then spewing my particles all over them. People say to me that a person being a monster in a dying Swedish pixel game is impossible ...Read more