Our Father Who AWPs in heavenCS be thy game,Uncase begun, them skins be won, Convert- and not a Mil-Spec.Give us this day a StatTrak knifeAnd forgive us when we rage quitAs we forgive those who aimbot against usAnd lead us not into scamnationUndeliver us a Battle ScarredGaben.
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Gabe “Gaben” Newell, the president of Valve, is the lord and saviour of all gamers. To learn more about his miracles, see these Gaben copypastas!
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I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I have 10 computers ...Read more