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WHAT a performance from Karrigan, 30 camera glances, 12 pointing at his head after his teammates clutched a round, 5 stand ups out of his chair, 4 ear cuppings after winning against an eco, 2 staring contests with the camera and to top it all of 1 kill in the deciding map, truly GOAT status

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Randy ‘YEKINDAR’ Smith is a USA professional counter-strike player from Texas. Known as the greatest ever Texan player he also enjoys burgers, steaks, roping bulls, cowboy movies and riding horses with his wife. USA! USA! USA!

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Today my father asked me to clean his car for him and so I spent the whole morning doing it. After sometimes, I went back inside and my father asked me how was the car looking. “NiKo” I just replied. He just smiled and nodded. He knew that it was washed.

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Hello. This is Ben from New York City. I am a building contractor at vertigo towers and for the last 9 year, people keep coming here shooting guns and exploding bombs. My finances are in shambles and I am broke. 2 of my constructor workers even died a few weeks ago. Please help

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The name “XANTARES” is very unique. The letter “K” stands for “Kills”, “B” stands for “Brain” and “G” stands for “Good”.

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hello this is Jame’s mom, Jane. I would appreciate it if you would stop making fun of my son for saving. He grew up in a poor country and we never had awp. we couldn’t afford awp, just p250 for our children to eat. if you would be so kind and not make fun of ...Read more

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hello, my name is Yu Sak Kock, im 27 years old, i live in farmers village in China. Everyone in my village is silver elite, but me gold nove 2, so as you see im pretty skilled player! I want to invite you join my csgo team to play in local tournament. There will be ...Read more

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-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship. I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said ...Read more

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Hi there, this is Jeff, the owner of the Bank on Overpass. I am looking for a man named Jame. I heard he likes to save. This could be very beneficial for my business so I can feed my family and kids. Thank you for your attention.

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Northern lights flash in the sky. A blizzard blows, pelting on its way those too weak to withstand the fury of winter at its fullest. From the permafrost strikes a massive hand; the mythical giant once deemed dead off the coast of Italy now rises to life, regenerated, from Lappish soil. The time is due. ...Read more

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