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Whether it is Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Grandfather Frost, or your parents who deliver the true message of Christmas by giving material gifts, it is the most wonderful time of the year anyway. What would be a better way to get into the festive spirit than these fine Christmas copypastas?
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whats poppin in that peppermint ๐ฌ๐ดโช๏ธ pussy ๐๐ฆ u little snowhoe โ๏ธ๐ ๐๐ DICKCEMBER ๐ is here ๐จ๐๐ and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy’s christmAss tree ๐๐โ๏ธ all month long until his SAP comes out ๐บ๐ ๐ฆ๐ฏ but don’t forget โโ to lick off any syrup ๐ฌ๐ฏ from daddy’s HARD candy cane ...Read more
Twas the night ๐ before DICKmas ๐๐ ๐and all through the house ๐ , BIG ERECTIONS ๐ WERE STIRRING, AS BIG AS A MOUSE. ๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐ฝTheir SCHLONGS were hung โฌ๏ธ from their groins with good care, ๐ In hopes ๐๐ผ MAGIC PUSSIES ๐ป๐๐ soon would be there. ๐ฎ๐ฎ The SLUTS were all nestled, snug in their beds ๐ด๐ ...Read more
๐ ๐ ๐ up on the housetop reindeer COCKS ๐ด๐ด๐ด๐๐out whips Santa’s ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ big ol DICK๐๐๐ready to shower all his thotties ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ with some REAL Christmas cheer ๐๐๐๐๐๐ open that chimney wide for old saint DICKโจ๏ธโจ๏ธโจ๏ธ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ so he can give u some milk ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ for those cookies ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐๐send to 5๏ธโฃ of ur thottiest elf HOES ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฏ๐ฏ or santas ...Read more
๐ฅณMERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS โ๏ธ๐ ITS DICKMAS TIME ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฆ H0E H0E H0E ๐ฌ๐ฌ SANTA CLAUS ๐ IS CUMMING โ๏ธ TO TOWN ๐๐ SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST ๐๐ผ๐ ๐TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE TH0TMAS ๐ฏโ๏ธ๐ฉโค๏ธ๐๐ฉ OPEN YA GIFTS AND LEGS ๐๐๐คฏ๐คฏ ๐๐ฆ ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU ๐ ๐คช๐๐๐ฆ๐
Here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ right down ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝslutty girl lane!๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ โ๐ซโ๐ซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ๐ซโ๐ซ Is your ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป not giving you enough ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆcummies?!๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Hold up,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ ho! It’s ๐ฆ๐ฆcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธSEASON!โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ Pushโ๐ฝโ๐ฝ that ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป to the โฉโฉsideโฉโฉ and let a ๐๐ฝNEW๐๐ฝ father in ๐กYOUR CHIMNEY!! ๐ก ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝFather CHRISTMAS,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ the ๐๐KING๐๐ of ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ That’s right,๐๐ผ he’s been making ๐ง๐ฝlittle๐ง๐ฝ ...Read more
MERRY๐ COCKMAS๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ AND HAPPY ๐ HOE-LIDAYS ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ THIS YEAR ๐ I’M DEFINITELY โ ON THE ๐๐๐NAUGHTY๐๐๐LIST๐๐ BECAUSE I’M ๐A GIGANTIC ๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐โHO-HO-HOMOSEXUALโ๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐ WHICH IS NOT ๐ โโ๏ธโ VERY CHRISTIAN โช๐ BUT I STILL CAN APPRECIATE ๐ SAINT DICK โจ๐โจ๐ I CAN’T WAIT FOR ๐ SANTA๐ TO SLIDE DOWN MY CHIMNEY โฌ๐ ๐๐ฆ AND STUFF MY STOCKING ๐งฆ๐๐ FULL OF DILDOS ...Read more
๐๐ Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!๐๐ ITโS THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF YEAR AGAIN GURL! ๐ โ๏ธ โ๏ธ So merry THOTmas, Happy DOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! ๐๐โก๏ธ ๐ โฅ๏ธ๐ค๐ SHHH! ๐คซ Did u hear that? ๐ฎ๐ Somebodyโs up on the rooftop! ๐ โ๏ธ ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฅ๐ฅ ITโS YO DADDY DOM, JOLLY OLโ ST. THICCOLAS๐ โ๐ฅต๐๐ป and he says youโve been ...Read more
Merry Cummas!๐Itโs time to jingle jingle๐those big balls๐ด๐ถโช๏ธbecause itโs the most fuckable๐time of the year! Even Misses Clause๐ต๐ปwants a big olโ candy cane in her stocking๐ ๐ผ๐ Don’t๐ ๐ผcall me Mary because I wonโt be a virgin after tonight ๐๐๐ผ๐๐ผ Is that a snow blizzard or are you cuming on me?โโ๏ธ๐ฆ Donโt forgot to wrap that dick ...Read more
JINGLE๐THOSE๐๐ ฑ๏ธALLS๐๐ ฑ๏ธITCH๐! IT’S๐DICKMAS๐!!! YOU INTO OLDER๐ด?? ๐ ฑ๏ธecause OLD โ Saint ๐ DICK is bringing ๐ท that THICK ๐ฅ North ๐POLE๐ to YOU ๐ค this YEAR ๐๐! He’s SLIDING ๐ DEEP ๐ DOWN into that ๐ญCHIMNEY๐ฅ till you MOAN ๐ฉ, “OH ๐ฑ what FUN ๐ it is to RIDE ๐ on this one ๐ดHORSE-HUNG๐ open SLEIGH ๐ท” ...Read more