๐ ๐ ๐ up on the housetop reindeer COCKS ๐ด๐ด๐ด๐๐out whips Santa’s ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ big ol DICK๐๐๐ready to shower all his thotties ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ with some REAL Christmas cheer ๐๐๐๐๐๐ open that chimney wide for old saint DICKโจ๏ธโจ๏ธโจ๏ธ๐๐๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ so he can give u some milk ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ๐ผ for those cookies ๐ช๐ช๐ช๐ช๐๐send to 5๏ธโฃ of ur thottiest elf HOES ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฏ๐ฏ or santas DICK will NOT b happy ๐ ๐ฟ๐๐ ๐ผ๐ ๐ผ๐send to ๐ slutty gingerbread men๐ช๐๐ and receive โก๏ธโก๏ธ a REAL gift in that stocking โธโธโธ๐๐ like a big ๐ ol ๐ DICK๐๐๐๐๐๐ผ send to 1๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ and santa’s christmas pole ๐๐๐ will unload ๐ฆ๐ฆ allll over your tree๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ผ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ
Santa’s big ol DICK
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