hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It’s really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don’t know why it’s a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the ...Read more
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Did you just think that you could fucking fool me with that comment of yours? I’ve searched your name up in the Navy SEAL database and you have never even graduated BUD/S, hell, even served in the Armed Forces. If you were actually a Navy SEAL, then you actually know how to spell guerrilla, you ...Read more
Ok so I’m not gay but I’m Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I’m a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give ...Read more
I am a heterosexual ultra-masculine male. I would NEVER feel sexual attraction to another man. Not even a slender, supple young lad with a fat ass and hyper feminine features, wearing the most endearing cat outfit you could possibly imagine. That isn’t attractive to me at all. I am NOT getting bricked up just thinking ...Read more
I have a serious femboy porn issue. Ok, I know this sounds like a meme but I swear it’s not. For the past week or so I’ve been basically addicted to femboy porn. Like I’ve used it to get off a solid 3-4 times this week. I consider myself 100% straight. I have a loving girlfriend, ...Read more
Just unsubbed from r/FemBoys Recently revisited r/FemBoys and i was blown away by how little the sub has gone down. It must be either unmoderated or the mods dont care, becuase contrary to the name of the subreddit it has almost no actual cisgender men. 70% of the content there is transgender women. There is a ...Read more
Pull up‼️ 2️⃣ the Capitol (but not like an insERECTION 🔥🇺🇸) because today 🗓️ the new ✅ COCKgress 🍆👨⚖️ is being sworn in 🤭 say goodbye to NERVOUS NANCY 😎❤️ and COCKsy voting 🤧😷🤒 and hello to “my Kevin” (if the FREEDOM 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 COCKUS lets him win 😂😳) on the 69th ballot 👌🏼☠️ CUM watch ...Read more
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i am your ideal woman: 6’8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. i own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. inventor of what is ...Read more
Kitchen. Thot. If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast? If 🤢 WoMan Not OBJECT 😡 sex. why woman sexy dance?? Huh? 😡😡 Woman not want date me marry me, sex me – but woman walk out in My neighbourhood!, wear clothes!, have big booby, sexy! sex! Body!, long hair, woman body? HUH? ...Read more
You will never be a real woman. You have no womb, you have no ovaries, you have no eggs. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and surgery into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection. All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ...Read more
Gregory🧍🏻♂️, do you see 👀 the vent ⌨️on the floor🔽⁉️? Have you ever heard 👂of Among Us 📮Gregory😂🤣🧍🏻♂️? You need ❗️to vent ⌨️. I know 🧠it will be hard 🍆for you to be sus 🤪😂🤣📮🚘but 🍑I know 🧠you can 🥫do it Gregory 🧍🏻♂️😂🥴.
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*thrusts me against a table* “sorry mommy I’ve been a bad little boy don’t punish me 🥺” *smacks ass* “ouhhhh THAT HURTS MOMMY” sticks hands between legs and viciously strokes my cock “hmmmm that feels good 🥴” *Squeezes balls firmly* “NO MOMMY NOT THERE” *bursts ball sack*
ITS ABOUT LIES 🤞 ITS ABOUT VENTING 🕳 WE STAY SUSSY 😈 WE IMPOSTOR 📮 KILL IN O2 💨 KILL IN REACTOR 🔋 AND SABOTAGE 💥 I GOT IMPOSTOR IN MY VEINS 🫀 I NEED TO KILL THE CREWMATES 🔪 I WON THE GAME 🏆 SO WHATS MY MOTHERSUSSING NAME? 🗣 BAKA 😈📮
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install ...Read more