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Being a hentai actress must be so weird. Imagine this: you’re in a soundproof room pleasurably screaming into an 800,000¥ microphone about how much you love old man dick at 10:47 AM on a Tuesday in October while your 45-year-old boss oversees you through a glass window from the other room. You eventually look up ...Read more

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Ok, mom, firstly, you need to understand that this isn’t porn, all right? It’s called “hentai”. Yes, that’s a Japanese phrase, I’m learning Japanese from these videos. Before I get to the part about learning Japanese, though, let me first comment on the cultural implications of hentai. After the second world war, which Japan lost ...Read more

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hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty👙👠 pilgrims🏊🏊 had to 💦💦cum💦💦 2️⃣ America⛵️⛵️⛵️⚓️ in search🕵 of new dicks to suck🐓🐓🐓. send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest pilgrim 🌽🌽 ...Read more

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‼️ITS🍗 SPANKSGIVING 🍂 BITCHES‼️On this day 🗓 many years ago 😮 the SLUTTY 👠 PILGRIMS 🎩 sailed ⛵️ across the ASSlantic 🌊 HOEcean in a quest 👀to find 🔎 more 😍 COCKS 🍆 to SUCK! 👅 Together with the 😈 NAUGHTY 😈 NATIVES 👹, they gathered 👫 around the dinner table 🍽 and had 🎉 ...Read more

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HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY LIFE 🍆💦💦💦🍂 🍂🍂SEND THIS TO 🔟 OF THE NASTIEST 👄💃🏽 PILGRIMS YOU KNOW 🦃🦃😩😩😏😏 IF U GET THREE BACK THEN U REALLY A HOE 👌🏼👌

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Uhm😤 by the way 👩 MOM 🤷‍♀️ They’re not 🇨🇳 Chinese cartoons📺💻 it’s called😡 ANIME!!!😍😍 GOT IT?!? 😤😠 And they’re ❌✋🙅‍♀️ NOT CHINESE!!!🇨🇳 They’re JAPANESE!!!🇯🇵 So you’d better apologize 😱🙏👎 to me and my Waifu 👫💏 RIGHT NOW 😠😡

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Are you the new girl? Heh, I thought so, I’ve never seen you before. Ko ni chi wa, I’m David-kun. It’s so nice to finally meet you. You look just like my waifu HEHEHEHE. Anyways, I’m so sorry about the jerks in class. They’re all baka and they only want one thing. Not me, I ...Read more

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Meet Swampletics, my Morytania locked ultimate ironman. After recently maxing my ultimate ironman I decided to up the ante, to forge my own jounrey from scratch. No banking. No trading. But this time I can’t leave Morytania, all leading up to eventually taking on one of runescapes biggest challenges… The Theatre of Blood.

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To the person who pk’d me and my wife at the iron bar… Congratulations. Congratulations for ruining our return to the game. Congratulations for making me regret trying this game out again. Congratulations on being the reason this game is hemorrhaging players. Not to mention I knew you were an ironman too from your typing ...Read more

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Aleksib is tactical genius. He is most know of his signature tactic “going B, but then going A”. He also has second little known tactic of ” going A, but going A. What a absolute legend.

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Finland Män is like tis. When weik up in mornink, Finland Män först tink öpaut kross näshional produkt. Must wörk lot. Pefore die, häv tu pay haus to pänk. Pänk take 50 prosent ov Finland Män säläry. Kovörment täx ofis take 60 prosent. Must wörk more. Finland Män is like tis. When ket out ov ped, Finland Män ...Read more

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There are allegedly around 6.5 millions Finns, right? That’s out of 7.125 billion humans. That means Finns make up 0.0912% of the planet. Thats not 9%—that’s point zero nine percent, less than a percent. To put it another way, 99.9% of the planet are not Finns. How do we know this? Government censuses. Now, the ...Read more

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I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will ...Read more

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MASTURBATION NOTICE It has come to our attention that students have been masturbating in the school bathrooms. Masturbating on school property is ILLEGAL and against school district policy The bathroom pipes are NOT designed to handle human discharge or anything other than your regular bathroom duties The excessive amounts of discharge build-up has caused a blockage in the ...Read more

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Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is ...Read more

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Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate. This has been a reoccurring issue, and I’m not sure why some people have such under developed social skills that they think that a server full of mostly male strangers would need to know that. No one is going to be impressed ...Read more

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There’s one thing you should know about me. I’m a black belt in masturbation. I’ve jerked my gerkin so much over the past 12 years or so, that my grip is now legendary. I once crushed a man’s hand just by giving him a handshake. Every time he uses that hand now, he thinks of ...Read more

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I swear all she does all day is masterbate and masterbate, it sounds like she’s mixing mac n cheese and you can hear it through the whole fucking house. My mom has been complaining to her but my sister just started going louder and louder. Worst part is my computer is in her room and ...Read more

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