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🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure ...Read more

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If we’re together 👫💏 We gon act silly 😜😋 We gon act freaky👅💦 We gon be loyal ✊💯🔐 Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War 😩💣 WE gon be US 😘💯💏

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Just unsubbed from r/FemBoys Recently revisited r/FemBoys and i was blown away by how little the sub has gone down. It must be either unmoderated or the mods dont care, becuase contrary to the name of the subreddit it has almost no actual cisgender men. 70% of the content there is transgender women. There is a ...Read more

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ITS ABOUT LIES 🤞 ITS ABOUT VENTING 🕳 WE STAY SUSSY 😈 WE IMPOSTOR 📮 KILL IN O2 💨 KILL IN REACTOR 🔋 AND SABOTAGE 💥 I GOT IMPOSTOR IN MY VEINS 🫀 I NEED TO KILL THE CREWMATES 🔪 I WON THE GAME 🏆 SO WHATS MY MOTHERSUSSING NAME? 🗣 BAKA 😈📮

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ok so you’re laying on your bed playing Fortnite with your epic hot gamer girl gf, you’ve just won your fifth consecutive victory royale when she looks to you with a devious smile on her lips and says “Fortnite, more like Fartnite,” before sitting on your face and letting out the biggest brap known to ...Read more

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Did you know that Finnish country singer Kari Tapio used to be fucking great (one of the best in Finland) in de_Train 1.6 era. He even wrote a song about his domination in Train and that song is called Juna Kulkee (Train goes on). Rest in peace Kari Finnish CS in de_train has never been ...Read more

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i am your ideal woman: 6’8, 250 lbs of pure muscle. ONLY eat beef, will bear a child sure to lead nations (will be roughly the size of a viking), cannot read and DO NOT want to learn. i own 19 dirt bikes and they all have flames on the side. inventor of what is ...Read more

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Send me ur vegana pic Hai Are u fucked at night…? I want to kiss ur vegana I want to kiss ur vagana for 2 hrs and then put my 1 feet pinus in ur vegana u will happy…?

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vittu. työnsin tuommoisia metallikuulia perseeseeni, koska ajattelin kokeilla miten hienosti niitä saa ammuttua persesuihkulla seinään. perse siis täyteen vettä suihkulla ja pyllistys + päkistys, kaikkihan tätä on kokeilleet, eikö? nyt sitten vettä ja paskaa lensi, mutta kuulat eivät. kuumotusleveli kasvaa, sillä aamulla 10.00 kavereiden kanssa lähtö viikon lomalle aurinkoon. joo. lentokoneella. mitä vittua selitän turvatarkastuksessa? ...Read more

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🎄😏 Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!🎄😏 IT’S THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF YEAR AGAIN GURL! 📅 ❄️ ⛄️ So merry THOTmas, Happy DOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! 🎁🎄✡️ 🕎 ♥️🖤💚 SHHH! 🤫 Did u hear that? 😮👂 Somebody’s up on the rooftop! 🏠 ❄️ 🦌🦌🛷💥💥 IT’S YO DADDY DOM, JOLLY OL’ ST. THICCOLAS🎅⛓🥵🙀😻 and he says you’ve been ...Read more

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TODAY IS 🎈🎈🎈SHREK DAY 🎉🎉🎉 SHREK 1🏆 CAME OUT THIS DAY📆 IN 2001💚💚💚💚💚REBLOG THIS POST🔁🔁🔁 FOR SHREK TO SMILE😃 UPON YOU😀 AND GIVE YOU LAYER👼🙌🙌😭😎IGNORE FOR FAARQUAD👿👿👿💀💀💀🔌

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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, Think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl – ...Read more

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Happy😃Halloween 🎃 you slutty💦slutty GHOULS 👻 time for 🕠 the one day 1️⃣ a year you CAN 👙 dress slutty 😳 without 🚫 an excuse! 👍🏻 SO take out your 🐱 cat ears AND 🐰 bunny tail & hop on 😉 the witches’ broom 🍆 TRICK or TREAT 👌🏻🎉 is what you ASK 🤗 so ...Read more

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👀👀What’s up sluts!👩‍🎤👩‍🎤Did you hear? 👸Her Majesty Elizabeth👸 is about to shuffle off this 🫦👅sexy coil👅🫦. We’re 👁️seeing👁️ her off with one last 👑royal👑 🪛💦😛screw🪛💦😛 at 💂‍♀️👉🫶Fuckingham💂‍♀️👉👌Palace so put on your best 🍆💦pearl necklace💦🍆 and get over here for a 👸queen-sized👸😜🫦fuck🍆😜 and 👅🍌suck🫦🍆.Send this to all your favorite 👸💂‍♀️monarchists👸💂‍♀️ who you want to 🍆🫶unite kingdoms🍌😛 ...Read more

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Why are Japanese girls so hard to talk to? I’m polite. Each time I approach one, I say “konichiwa”. I always ask them about their favourite anime before talking about my waifu. They’re usually really shy (which is cute imo) but I hate that I have to be the one to constantly engage in conversations ...Read more

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bro are you disrespecting my japanese culture bro i’m more japan than all of you because i watch anime and you don’t, i bet you don’t even know what Naruto is you degenerate. So before you message me acting like you know my culture maybe check yourself first

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🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ COCK! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT DICK 🍆 up ⬆️ to save 🙌 us all & open the LEGS of 🙏⛅️ HEAVEN’S PUSSY 💦🐱💦 Jesus has CUM 💦 again & now the 🐇🐰 EASTER BUNNY ...Read more

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