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My mum (82F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She fucking died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) ...Read more

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I think fortnite should add a pregnant female skin. Every kill she slowly gives birth. When in water blood comes out. At 10 kills she gives birth and the baby can be your pet. Thoughts? Fortnite should hire me yo 🙏🙏

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Hello I’m Jeff a father of a 12 year old boy one day my son asked me to get a free game called fortnight at first I was ok with me but his intelligence started to slowly disappear after two months and now he is calling me a default and doing satanic movements around the ...Read more

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Fortnite. Every day with you is Fortnite. IM SICK OF FORTNITE. Sit down. Play minecraft. Play roblox. Play ANYTHING. TORTURE YOURSELF, I DONT CARE, JUST SHUT UP ABOUT FORTNITE. I swear to god you must be an epic employee because you’re advertising this game harder than I’ve ever seen it be advertised online. It’s not ...Read more

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Fortnite, as a game, shows the failures of capitalism. The whole premise of buying VBucks for bling and novelty with real money creates a divide between the rich and the poor over something completely useless. The struggle to compete for weapons in game shows how people who get lucky will win – if, under a ...Read more

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Hi guys, I’m the audio guy at PGL Major. I wanted to express how honored I am to be the first deaf audio engineer at a CS:GO tournament in history. Thank you PGL for this amazing opportunity, and I’ll try my best!

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How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a “bomb”? Instead of abilities they have “nades mollies and smokes”. Instead of agents it’s terrorists and counter-terrorists? What is this the 1970s? It’s almost as if they copied but halfway through they got lazy and just released the game. ...Read more

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Hello, my name is Mohammed bin Salman the prince of Saudi Arabia who lives in palace on Mirage. The past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my house and sitting on my couch. he told me his name was “jame” and he was “saving.” can someone tell me what this means?

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Sudeep “S1mple” Vernakulum Muthu Sanjeev is an Indian professional Counter Strike:Global Offensive player who currently plays for Nandi and Valu Invincibles (NAVI) , an Electrical Sports (E-Sports) team based in Nagapattinam, Tamilnadu, India. He’s currently also working as a tech support at Dell Systems, and is looking for a core engineering job in a hardware ...Read more

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Its a me, receptionist Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno. I like to read my book in silence but mamma mia, i can not! There is man storming into quiet library every 10 minute with gun he say “He need his AWP next round” so he “is saving”. Tell him, I will call ...Read more

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is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player like u see it at the end of the game“oh wow olof has 32 kills”but u can never remember them. can u remember a single olof kill ? but try guardian…u can see the flicki remember a guardian flick.

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In high school, I was dared to play “gay chicken”, which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both really stubborn, and neither one of us wanted to lose. We’ve been married 14 years and we run a bed and ...Read more

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If my daughter 🙅‍♀️🤱 comes out as 🌈 GAY 🌈 I am SHIPPING HER OFF 🚂✈📫to a 👼CATHOLIC 👼 ⛪BOARDING SCHOOL⛪ because YOU KNOW🧠👀 those girls there are 👅F🤞R🤯E🤤A😍K💦Y👄 and 🚫🚫🚫no🚫🚫🚫 daughter of 👩MINE👧 will miss out on the BIGGEST 👭gay opportunity ever👭

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Hello my friend, this is a moderator of PornHub™. We have noticed you haven’t logged in for 4 weeks, we’re just checking to see that everything is okay with our biggest fan. Since you visited us last time we’ve updated the Gay section with many videos we know you will enjoy. See you soon

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Recently, I’ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It’s so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check ...Read more

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What if I’m already fucking myself? Behind this simple insult hides a universal paradox that may put your sexuality in question. Let’s do a simple thought experiment: imagine us two standing in front of each other. I, of course, am wearing a pair of jeans, that are covering my genitals and my butt. You then ...Read more

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Fellas is it gay to kiss a girl i mean your literally kissing someone who likes dicc, Fellas is it gay to drink water i mean the male body is literally 70% water you’re literally deepthroating another man Fellas, is it gay to look in a mirror i mean you’re literally checking out a man ...Read more

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Can a Gay Vegan swallow semen and still be considred a vegan? Vegans don’t eat dairy, semen is a protein containing substance from a mammal, that’s very close to dairy. The fact that it comes from a mammal also means it’s an “animal product” … Sure you might not be hurting anyone, but does that seriously ...Read more

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