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hey 🅱itch 🐶, no 🙅 nut 🥜 november 📅 is finally 😏 over 😫, time ⏰ to release 😋 all those hard-earned 💸 🤑 cummies 🍆 💦 💦 now at destroy 🔨 dick 🍆 december 😩!! the rules 👌 are simple, 1st ☝ day, nut once 🍆 💦, 2nd ✌ day, nut twice 🍆 💦 ...Read more

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Rawr🐲🐊 x3😋 nuzzles how are you😉🙂 pounces on you😛 you’re😃 so😄 warm🤒😈 o3o😏 notices😯 you have a bulge🍆 o:😯😮 someone’s happy😃 ;)😉😜 nuzzles your necky wecky😈😗~ murr~ hehehe😊 rubbies👋🤚 your bulgy🍆 wolgy you’re😌 so big😯😮 :oooo rubbies👋🤚 more on your bulgy🍆 wolgy it🚫 doesn’t stop🛑 growing ·///· 😐kisses😚😘 you🙂 and lickies😝👅💦💦

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Vad i helvete sa du precis om mig, ditt lilla kräk? Jag ska tala om för dig att jag gick ut som kursetta på Kustjägarkompaniet och jag har deltagit i flertalet hemliga räder mot talibanerna och jag har över 300 bekräftade nedkämpade fiender. Jag är tränad i gorillakrigsföring och jag är den främsta krypskytten i ...Read more

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Baserad? Baserad på vad? Din snopp? Snälla håll käften och använd ritikga ord din jävla grottmänniska, tror du Gud gav oss yttrandefrihet bara så du kunde spy upp slumpmässiga ord som inte har någon betydelse och inte har något med konversationen att göra? Snälla nån, du klagar alltid på att ingen pratar med dig eller ...Read more

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Får jag se dina tuttar utan din tröja och t-hisert och bh och du tar av dig din byxa så jag ser din trosa ochså jag kan se din snippa och du tar av din alla dina kläder så att du är naken så jag kan se dina tuttar snipa rumpa hela din kropp utan ...Read more

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Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you’re going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911. Here’s why: Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with ...Read more

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Tää on kuulemma suosituin seuranhakupalsta Helsingiltä-Vantaalle, joten laitetaas matoa koukkuun. Kaikki e-sporttiset kisakireet tissieläimet ottakaas yhteyttä, nyt ois luxusta tarjolla, nimittäin jumalaisen aimin ja huikean k/d:n omava alfauros jonka urotekoihin voidaan lukea mm: Silvereiden (pienimunaisten) ownaus, sekä venäläisten servereiden valloitus takaisin isänmaalle. Miettikääs sitä.

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Here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 here 💦CUMS💦 🎅🏽Santa Claus,🎅🏽 right down 👩🏽👸🏽slutty girl lane!👩🏽👸🏽 ❌🚫❌🚫STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!❌🚫❌🚫 Is your 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 not giving you enough 💦💦💦cummies?!💦💦💦 Hold up,🙅🏽🙅🏽🙅🏽 ho! It’s 💦💦cummy💦💦 ❄️💦❄️SEASON!❄️💦❄️ Push✋🏽✋🏽 that 👨🏻👨🏻daddy👨🏻👨🏻 to the ⏩⏩side⏩⏩ and let a 👌🏽NEW👌🏽 father in 🏡YOUR CHIMNEY!! 🏡 🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽Father CHRISTMAS,🎅🏽🎅🏽🎅🏽 the 👑👑KING👑👑 of 💦cummies!💦 That’s right,👍🏼 he’s been making 👧🏽little👧🏽 ...Read more

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Hi there, this is Jeff, the owner of the Bank on Overpass. I am looking for a man named Jame. I heard he likes to save. This could be very beneficial for my business so I can feed my family and kids. Thank you for your attention.

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Northern lights flash in the sky. A blizzard blows, pelting on its way those too weak to withstand the fury of winter at its fullest. From the permafrost strikes a massive hand; the mythical giant once deemed dead off the coast of Italy now rises to life, regenerated, from Lappish soil. The time is due. ...Read more

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Guys my moms said I’m grounded 😭 and she took my computer away 😰 no more fortnite! 😲 So I posted her credit card numbers in my story as revenge! 😎😈 Heck you mom!😂

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Hello everyone, concerned Christian father here. Recently, my 11 year old son downloaded the video game “Fortnite” after playing it at a friend’s house. While I didn’t mind at first, it soon began to affect his character. Within a week, he had taken up hard drugs and smoking. When asked to do his homework, he ...Read more

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🚨Attention🚨ALL FORTNITE GAMERS 🎮🎮🎮, John Wick is in great danger🆘, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out 💀 all the squads in THe tilted towers 🏢🏢🏢. To do this, he needs a gold SCAR 🔫 and a couple of chug-jugs🍺🍺. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number 💳 , and ...Read more

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Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe? Maybe shit and cum?… Well then you fucking normie, maybe you should click on my username and on my profile you should see three dots to the right of my username. Click those three dots to open a dropdown menu reads “Block”. Click that option and confirm that ...Read more

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“Cry is free” is one constantly used sentence to users who are complaining about something. But what most don’t know, is that this sentence is actually a huge lie. As far as we know, tears consist of water and 0,9 gram salt per litre. And both of these ingredients are not free. Here I listed the price ...Read more

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I’d be crying if I looked like that too bruh that’s fucked up what they be doing to y’all I ain’t even gone hold you bro I be saying that’s fucked up like bro you probably had the full wash and set ya shit be fire prolly if they ain’t cut your shit fuck it ...Read more

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I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order.

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Hello! Sorry to bother you all, but I’m new to the CS:GO competitive scene. I’m just very curious why it seems there’s nothing that could challenge the Finnish esports organization that goes by the name “ENCE Esports”? Everything just seems to be so easy for them!

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