Hello! Sorry to bother you all, but I’m new to the CS:GO competitive scene. I’m just very curious why it seems there’s nothing that could challenge the Finnish esports organization that goes by the name “ENCE Esports”? Everything just seems to be so easy for them!
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i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about semphis. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol
Simdrasha “S1mple” Naresh is Indian profesional CSGO player curently playing for indian semi profesional electrical team Nandi and Valu Invicibles “Navi” .He is curently working as substitute calculator in potato harvesting company. His dream is to become astronaut.
Taco: “Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Virtus Pro, Nuke, and it was 15-5 to VP. We were playing as T. VP are CT. And Fallen said, guys if you think we are good, let’s prove it now.” Teammate: “Did you come back?” Taco: “Of course not. 16-5.”
S1mple became what everyone feared. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. “Are you okay Sasha” asks electronic. I’ve never been better dennis, I see it all now, they’re not going A or B. They’re going home.
Ali “Aleksib” Sabid is a Pakistani CS:GO professional, who currently plays for Omad Ghazi (OG), an electrical sports (E-sport) organization in Islamabad, Pakistan. He is a part-time street barber on the Fatah Jang district.
I saw blameF once in a McDonald’s and he was acting strange. Whenever someone came in, he’d go behind them. It was like he never wanted to go first. When all the people bought their lunches it was his turn since no one was left. He looked at me and said “I’d rather save my ...Read more
Shane “sh1ro” O’Reilly is an American CS:GO player playing for the American Cloud 9 organization. He works part time as a livestock herder in Fort Town, Texas. He wishes to one day start his own ranch with the earnings together with his wife and cousin, Susan.
Hu Xi, Patriarch of the ‘Xi Tu Sect’ known for his supreme intellect and strategical prowess. He managed to reunite China under his banner by leading a campaign against the ‘Fa Ze Clan’ who dominated the region. Hu Xi was previously part of the ‘CCP Flames’ who were a state funded organisation but was seeked ...Read more