I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull. He argued with her for 15 minutes until sanji just pulled out his credit card and just paid for his whole order.

Hello! Sorry to bother you all, but I’m new to the CS:GO competitive scene. I’m just very curious why it seems there’s nothing that could challenge the Finnish esports organization that goes by the name “ENCE Esports”? Everything just seems to be so easy for them!

i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about semphis. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. yall are pathetic lol

Simdrasha “S1mple” Naresh is Indian profesional CSGO player curently playing for indian semi profesional electrical team Nandi and Valu Invicibles “Navi” .He is curently working as substitute calculator in potato harvesting company. His dream is to become astronaut.

Aleksi “allu” Jalli hails from his journey spent in international teams. A man may leave Finland, but Finland never leaves a man. Once again, he picks up the green rifle, this time not for money or fame, but to smite all opposition in the name of Enceladus.

Taco: “Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Virtus Pro, Nuke, and it was 15-5 to VP. We were playing as T. VP are CT. And Fallen said, guys if you think we are good, let’s prove it now.” Teammate: “Did you come back?” Taco: “Of course not. 16-5.”

S1mple became what everyone feared. His eyelids disappeared, his head was swelling and his ears started bleeding. “Are you okay Sasha” asks electronic. I’ve never been better dennis, I see it all now, they’re not going A or B. They’re going home.

Ali “Aleksib” Sabid is a Pakistani CS:GO professional, who currently plays for Omad Ghazi (OG), an electrical sports (E-sport) organization in Islamabad, Pakistan. He is a part-time street barber on the Fatah Jang district.

I saw blameF once in a McDonald’s and he was acting strange. Whenever someone came in, he’d go behind them. It was like he never wanted to go first. When all the people bought their lunches it was his turn since no one was left. He looked at me and said “I’d rather save my ...Read more

Shane “sh1ro” O’Reilly is an American CS:GO player playing for the American Cloud 9 organization. He works part time as a livestock herder in Fort Town, Texas. He wishes to one day start his own ranch with the earnings together with his wife and cousin, Susan.