🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure ...Read more
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Whether it is Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Saint Nicholas, Grandfather Frost, or your parents who deliver the true message of Christmas by giving material gifts, it is the most wonderful time of the year anyway. What would be a better way to get into the festive spirit than these fine Christmas copypastas?
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Santa from an engineer’s perspective There are approximately two billion children (persons under 10) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). ...Read more