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๐ค ๐ GIDDY UP ๐ด๐๐ JINGLE WHORE!!! ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐๐ โ๏ธ๐๐น๐ SEXMAS ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ ๐ท๐๐โค๏ธ is here ๐คฉ and Uโve sure been N A U G T H Yโฆ!! ๐๐คญ๐คค๐๐๐ All year ๐ Santa ๐ ๐ has
Time is tickling โฐโฐ SEND ๐๐ฒ this ๐คณ to TEN (๐) FESTIVE FREAKS ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐บ if u get ๐ BACK your a ๐คค๐ STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ๐๐งฆ๐๐๐ป๐๐ณ get 5๏ธโฃ BACK and
โ๐ โ๐ ๐๐ โโ๐ โ festive shit festive sHit๐ thats โ some โโshit rightโโth ๐ ereโโ โ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ ๐ i say so ๐ thats what im talking
๐ชโโ KNOCK KNOCKโผ๏ธ Who’s that๐คknocking๐๐ซฃ on the ๐ฅGATES OF HELL?๐น๐ฅWhy, none other๐โโ๏ธ๐Than TRICKY๐ตโ๐ซDICK๐CHENEY๐ด4๏ธโฃ3๏ธโฃrd President๐คด๐ฆ of the ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธUnited GAPES of America๐ฝโฐ๏ธโ ๏ธDear Old Dick๐๐งโโ๏ธ loved warโ๏ธ๐งจ so much๐ฅฐ๐he wanted it๐ญto last FOREVERโพ๏ธ๐๐๐
Twas the night ๐ before DICKmas ๐๐ ๐and all through the house ๐ , BIG ERECTIONS ๐ WERE STIRRING, AS BIG AS A MOUSE. ๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐ฝTheir SCHLONGS were hung โฌ๏ธ from their groins
๐ข๐จATTENTION๐จ๐ข ๐ฎ๐ฃALL GAMERS๐ฃ ๐ฎ โผ๏ธโผ๏ธRED ALERTโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ Mom ๐ฉ has found๐ ๐ the ๐ฉPOOP SOCK ๐งฆ and she ๐๐ผ is NOT โHAPPY ๐โโ๏ธ โผ๏ธโผ๏ธShe is now๐ threatening ๐ โโ๏ธ to๐ซSTOP๐ซ buying ๐ฐTENDIES๐
Pull upโผ๏ธ 2๏ธโฃ the Capitol (but not like an insERECTION ๐ฅ๐บ๐ธ) because today ๐๏ธ the new โ COCKgress ๐๐จโโ๏ธ is being sworn in ๐คญ say goodbye to NERVOUS NANCY ๐โค๏ธ
whats poppin in that peppermint ๐ฌ๐ดโช๏ธ pussy ๐๐ฆ u little snowhoe โ๏ธ๐ ๐๐ DICKCEMBER ๐ is here ๐จ๐๐ and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy’s christmAss tree
TODAY IS ๐๐๐SHREK DAY ๐๐๐ SHREK 1๐ CAME OUT THIS DAY๐ IN 2001๐๐๐๐๐REBLOG THIS POST๐๐๐ FOR SHREK TO SMILE๐ UPON YOU๐ AND GIVE YOU LAYER๐ผ๐๐๐ญ๐IGNORE FOR FAARQUAD๐ฟ๐ฟ๐ฟ๐๐๐๐
hey ๐ ฑitch ๐ถ, no ๐ nut ๐ฅ november ๐ is finally ๐ over ๐ซ, time โฐ to release ๐ all those hard-earned ๐ธ ๐ค cummies ๐ ๐ฆ ๐ฆ now at
DICKCEMBER ๐๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ is nearly OVER ๐ข๐ขโฆ. but the NEW YEAR ๐๐ฅ has almost ๐ฆ๐ฆCUM๐ฆ๐ฆ and you know ๐ what that means ๐๐.. its time for ๐๐๐๐ NEW ๐COCKS๐ for TWENTY
๐ฅ๐ F๐ ฐ๏ธPPY NEW YEAR๐๐๐ my beloved SLOREโผ๏ธ๐ฏ๐ 2022 was Long and Hard ๐โ๐ We Laughed ๐๐ฏ๐ฅ We Cried ๐ฅฒ๐ข๐ญ We Coughedโฆ ๐ซ๐จ๐ฆ ๐ท๐คง This year ๐ the sequel ๐คฉ๐ to COVAGINA-69
๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!! Now that itโs finally DICKmas ๐ ๐ฆSantaโs about to slide ๐ ๐พ๐ down your hot ๐ฅ hot ๐ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐ฆ๐those juicy candy canes and drink up that
SORRY SLUTSโผ๏ธ๐ค๐SIMP SUMMER๐IS OVER๐ ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐ซYOU BETTER FUCK OFF ๐๐ผโโ๏ธBECAUSE NO โSIMP โSEPTEMBER HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN๐๐ป๐๐ป YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ๐๐ณ LOOKS LIKE THE ๐TURKEY๐ ISNT GETTING ANY SLURPY ๐ง
Merry Cummas!๐Itโs time to jingle jingle๐those big balls๐ด๐ถโช๏ธbecause itโs the most fuckable๐time of the year! Even Misses Clause๐ต๐ปwants a big olโ candy cane in her stocking๐ ๐ผ๐ Don’t๐ ๐ผcall me Mary because
MERRY๐ COCKMAS๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ AND HAPPY ๐ HOE-LIDAYS ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ THIS YEAR ๐ I’M DEFINITELY โ ON THE ๐๐๐NAUGHTY๐๐๐LIST๐๐ BECAUSE I’M ๐A GIGANTIC ๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐โHO-HO-HOMOSEXUALโ๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐ WHICH IS NOT ๐ โโ๏ธโ VERY CHRISTIAN โช๐ BUT I STILL
๐ฅณMERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS โ๏ธ๐ ITS DICKMAS TIME ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฆ H0E H0E H0E ๐ฌ๐ฌ SANTA CLAUS ๐ IS CUMMING โ๏ธ TO TOWN ๐๐ SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST ๐๐ผ๐ ๐TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE
Here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ right down ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝslutty girl lane!๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ โ๐ซโ๐ซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ๐ซโ๐ซ Is your ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป not giving you enough ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆcummies?!๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Hold up,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ ho! It’s ๐ฆ๐ฆcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธSEASON!โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ Pushโ๐ฝโ๐ฝ that
๐๐ Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!๐๐ ITโS THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF YEAR AGAIN GURL! ๐ โ๏ธ โ๏ธ So merry THOTmas, Happy DOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! ๐๐โก๏ธ ๐ โฅ๏ธ๐ค๐ SHHH! ๐คซ Did