ALWAYS ๐ make sure ๐ to shave ๐ช๐ because โ๏ธ the last time ๐ we let ๐๐ช a bush ๐ณ in our lives ๐๐๐ it did 9/11 ๐ฅ๐ข๐ขโ๏ธ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
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Hey ๐you hot ๐ฅโญ๏ธ piece of American ๐บ๐ธ ass ๐! Today ๐ is the fourth 4๏ธโฃ of July โญ๏ธ also known as ๐ญ Independence Day! 1776 ๐ years ago, America
ITโS OUR ๐บ๐ธNATIONโS ๐บ๐ธ BIRTHDAY ๐๐๐ PATRI-SLUTS๐๐๐ฉ AND IT HAS A BIIIG ๐๐ฏ๐๐ PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY ๐จ๐๐๐ฆ UNCLE SAM ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅWANTS YoU๐๐ฉ๐๐! HEโs BRINGING his STAR ๐โจโญSPANGLED ๐ฅโก๐ฅBONER ๐๐ฏ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ
In Japan ๐ฏ๐ต , heart surgeon โค๏ธ๐จโโ๏ธ . Number one ๐ญโ๏ธ . Steady hand๐ณโ๏ธ. One day, Yakuza boss ๐๐ปneed ๐ heart๐. I do operation๐ชโ๏ธ. But, mistake๐ฑ! Yakuza boss die๐ต๐ช! Yakuza
Time is tickling โฐโฐ SEND ๐๐ฒ this ๐คณ to TEN (๐) FESTIVE FREAKS ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐บ if u get ๐ BACK your a ๐คค๐ STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ๐๐งฆ๐๐๐ป๐๐ณ get 5๏ธโฃ BACK and
Gobble ๐ฆ gobble ๐ฆ you turkey Thot ๐ฉ๐ HOEvember has finally cum๐ฆ send this to 1๏ธโฃ0๏ธโฃ of ur biggest STUFFING SLUTS ๐๐ who wanna be STUFFED with that turkey ๐๐๐
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF COCKTOBERโผ๏ธ๐๐โ ๏ธ๐ป YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS RIGHT? ๐๐๐๐ฆTAKING YOUR GIRL PUMPKIN PICKING AND UR GONNA PUMP HER WITH SOMETHING REAL NICE ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐. ENJOYING SOME
ITS ABOUT LIES ๐ค ITS ABOUT VENTING ๐ณ WE STAY SUSSY ๐ WE IMPOSTOR ๐ฎ KILL IN O2 ๐จ KILL IN REACTOR ๐ AND SABOTAGE ๐ฅ I GOT IMPOSTOR IN
๐Daddy๐ be nimble๐ถ๐ป Daddy be quick๐๐ป๐จ Daddy has a rock๐ฟ hard dick ๐๐! 1๏ธโฃcummy๐ฆ 2๏ธโฃcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ 3๏ธโฃcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ 4๏ธโฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ! Daddy cums๐ฆ so much he can’t cum any more๐๐๐! Ghost cummy๐ป๐ฆ Ghost cummy๐ป๐ฆ
Guys my moms said I’m grounded ๐ญ and she took my computer away ๐ฐ no more fortnite! ๐ฒ So I posted her credit card numbers in my story as revenge!
Simping for Pokimane isnโt just a moment, itโs a lifestyle ๐ซ a reason to breathe ๐คฒ an escape from this evil world filled with thieves ๐ Itโs art ๐ผ the
If weโre together ๐ซ๐ We gon act silly ๐๐ We gon act freaky๐ ๐ฆ We gon be loyal โ๐ฏ๐ Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War ๐ฉ๐ฃ WE gon be
๐จAttention๐จALL FORTNITE GAMERS ๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฎ, John Wick is in great danger๐, and he needs YOUR help to wipe out ๐ all the squads in THe tilted towers ๐ข๐ข๐ข. To do this,
Please๐ณ rise ๐ for the ๐คจ national ๐ anthem ๐ถ of boomers ๐คช ๐บ๐บ๐บ Video Games ๐ฎ cause violence ๐ก๐๐ผ, Phone ๐ฑ bad ๐, book ๐ good ๐ I hate
Woah๐ฆ Woah๐ฆ Woah๐ฆ Hold on๐ฆ Stick em UP๐๐๐๐ THAT’S RIGHT๐ซ THIS IS A ROBBERY๐ซ Hand over the CUMMIES๐ซ๐ฆ๐ฆ and no DADDY๐ซ๐จ๐จ gets hurt ๐จSend this to your naughtiest๐ little ๐partners
๐๐ฝLISTEN UP๐๐ฝ BITCHESโโ๏ธโIt’s the 1๏ธโฃst day of ๐บspring๐บ and you know what that means ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ The ๐ฐEaster Bunny๐ฐ is CUMMIN๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ and he’s gonna put his ๐ฃ๐คcock๐ค๐ฃ in your ๐ ๐pink basket๐๐ซ
๐ฐ HOP HOP HOP ๐ฐ onto that โคด๏ธ RISEN โ JESUS โ COCK! ๐๐ฆ On this day, our lord ๐ & savior ๐ ROSE ๐๐ THAT DICK ๐ up โฌ๏ธ
๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ญHOP HOP ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ญItโs EASTER โโ๐๐ฃ๐ท๐ฅ๐ป๐ผโ๏ธ๐ค and YOU have been ๐๐poked๐๐ by the ๐๐๐ฐEASTER BUNNY ๐ฐ๐๐ send ๐ฑ๐ฌ๐ฉ this message to ๐ people YOU love๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐๐ or get ๐ carrots stuck up
โ๏ธโ OK MOM โโ๏ธWE NEED TO TALK ๐ก๐ค I NEED V-BUCKS ๐๐ต I’VE MADE STRAIGHT A’S ๐๐คจ I’VE CLEANED MY ROOM ๐ซ๐คฌ I’VE TAKEN OUT THE TRASH ๐๏ธ๐ซ I CUT
Happy 420 you STONER SKANK๐ ๐ฝ!!! Make sure a BLUNT๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ isn’t the only thing you wrap your TENDER LIPS๐๐ ๐around today๐. Get HIGH ๐จ๐จ๐จtoday and get your mans DICK๐๐๐๐ even HIGHER๐๐ฆ๐ฆ.
Daddyโs ๐ง cummies, ๐ฆ nice ๐ and yummy ๐ Thick ๐ซ๐and gooey, feel like honey ๐ฏ That sweet ๐ญ milk, ๐ฅ oh-so-tasty ๐คค Daddy, ๐ง Daddy, ๐ง please be hasty!๐จ
ITโS COCKTOBER ๐๐ U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS ๐๐ DICK SUCKING AWARENESS MONTH ๐ฏ๐๐ผ๐ SEND THIS TO 12 OF UR CLOSET HOES ๐ญ๐ THAT LOVE THAT DICK ๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐THOT-O-WEEN ๐IS UPON
MASKS UP๐ท AND TITS OUT๐ฏ๐๐ONLY THREE MORE COVID๐ฆ VARIANTS๐คคUNTIL SIGMA ฮฃฮฃ๐ฉ You know what that means you ๐ ฑOOSTED๐SLUTS๐ ๐ Itโs time to get on that COVID Grindsetโข before you get ๐คฏinfected๐๐๐by the
โ๏ธ๐ซโSTOPโ๐ซโ๏ธ ๐ซYou’ve violated ๐ฟ๐ the law!๐ซ ๐๐But nowโฆ๐๐ ๐You get to violate๐ My body๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐จ๐จ With your ๐ฑ BIG ๐ฑ MEATY๐ฑCRIMINAL ๐ฑ COCK๐ฑ in my ass ๐๐๐๐ Now put that ๐ฆ๐ฟ