ITโS OUR ๐บ๐ธNATIONโS ๐บ๐ธ BIRTHDAY ๐๐๐ PATRI-SLUTS๐๐๐ฉ AND IT HAS A BIIIG ๐๐ฏ๐๐ PRESENT FOR YOU!!1! OUR DADDY ๐จ๐๐๐ฆ UNCLE SAM ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅWANTS YoU๐๐ฉ๐๐! HEโs BRINGING his STAR ๐โจโญSPANGLED ๐ฅโก๐ฅBONER ๐๐ฏ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ TO GIVE YOU FREE๐ ฑ๏ธOM TO HOEโผ๏ธ BUTT๐ thatโs not ALL. HEโS gonna launch his rocket ๐๐ฉ๐ into your HO(m)E OF THE BRAVE๐๐๐ and EXPLODEโจ๐ฅ๐ฉ in your SPACIOUS SKIES๐๐๐๐. IF YOUve DECLARED your HOEDEPENDENCE ๐ฉ๐๐๐บ๐ธ DADDY will eat that ASS๐ฉ๐ like apple ๐ pie ๐๐บ๐ธ๐๐ฏ. iF yoUVE been a COMMIE ๐ก๐ค๐บ๐โโ NO FREEDOM CUMMIES FOR U! ๐ฃ๐๐ฆ๐ฆโ๐ ๐๐ send this to 2๏ธโฃ5๏ธโฃ SONS of LIBERTITTY ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ & youโll get Daddy SAMsโ MEGA THICC PATRIODICKโผ๏ธ๐๐๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐๐ฆ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐