Time is tickling ⏰⏰ SEND 💌📲 this 🤳 to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS 🎅🏿👯♀️🕺 if u get 🔟 BACK your a 🤤😏 STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5️⃣ BACK and
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Gobble 🦃 gobble 🦃 you turkey Thot 😩👌 HOEvember has finally cum💦 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of ur biggest STUFFING SLUTS 👊👊 who wanna be STUFFED with that turkey 🍆🍆🍑
👂🏽LISTEN UP👂🏽 BITCHES❕❗️❕It’s the 1️⃣st day of 🌺spring🌺 and you know what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 and he’s gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅🎀pink basket👜😫
🐰 HOP HOP HOP 🐰 onto that ⤴️ RISEN ✝ JESUS ✝ COCK! 🍆💦 On this day, our lord 🙏 & savior 🙏 ROSE 👆👆 THAT DICK 🍆 up ⬆️
🐰🍬🍭HOP HOP 🐰🍬🍭It’s EASTER ❕❕💐🐣🌷🐥🌻🌼☀️🐤 and YOU have been 👉👉poked👈👈 by the 💕🆒🐰EASTER BUNNY 🐰🆒💕 send 📱📬📩 this message to 🔟 people YOU love💗💛❤️💙💚💜 or get 🔟 carrots stuck up
👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊🏼YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night😖 getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over
PUSSY 💦💦 IS RED 🔥💋 BALLS 🏀⚽️💦😩😩 ARE BLUE 💙➿➿ IF HE BUSY 👤💼💼 ON VALENTINES DAY 🌹💖❣HIS SIDE HOE 👀👅🍆 IS YOU👊😴😴😫 SINCE V DAY 💝💜 IS CUMMING 💦💦GET
📣🔉🆕🙉🎧LISTEN UP THOTTIES its NEW🆕years🎊📆🌆EVE🙇♀️💃and 👌➕we🙌🤓🧍🧍♂️🧍♀️ALL know 🤓🧐EVE 🍎was the OG 👌☑️☑️🫡SLUT 😩💦💦🌊!!so when that C(l)OCK⏰🕰️🕐🛄strikes👊🥊🖕midnight🕛 lets CUM💦🍆🍆🍑🥚INTO twenty twenty fWHORE 🙌😽🙌🆕with a (big😉🍆)BANG 😩🍑, now 🫵🔻it may be 🅱️
thanksgiving time🕐 to gobble 👏 gobble 👏 gobble 👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick 👌💋. back in 1⃣4⃣9⃣2⃣, our main bitch 💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻 and those slutty 👙👠 pilgrims 🏊🏊
JINGLE🔔THOSE👉🅱️ALLS🍒🅱️ITCH🐕! IT’S🎄DICKMAS🎄!!! YOU INTO OLDER👴?? 🅱️ecause OLD ⛄ Saint 🎅 DICK is bringing 🛷 that THICK 🥖 North 💈POLE💈 to YOU 🤟 this YEAR 🎁😛! He’s SLIDING 👇 DEEP 👇
HAPPY THOTSGIVING 💦🦃🦃🦃🍴👅👅 TURKEY ISNT THE ONLY THING GETTING STUFFED 👌🏻👈🏻👅😩😩😩 YOURE ONE OF MY FAVORITE HOES 👭🍑💦❤️ ❤️IM SO THANKFUL TO HAVE A FILTHY SLUT LIKE U IN MY
hey you 🦃turkey🦃 lurkey slut👅👅. it’s 🍂HOEvember🍂. you know what that means❓ 🕖time🕐 to gobble👏 gobble👏 gobble👏 on a big ol😜😜 dick👌💋. back in 1️⃣4️⃣9️⃣2️⃣, our main bitch💁💁 Christopher Columbus👦🏻
its DANKsgiving 🖕🏼🖕🏼U HUNGRY 💯HUNGRY 😘😘HOES‼️ 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🌬🌬🌬THIS WEDNESDAY BECOMES 🍃💨🍃WEED-DAY 🍃💨🍃—> AND 🌽🦃🌽 THURSDAY🙇🏽👨👩👧👧👩👩👧👧👨👨👧👧 BECOMES THIRST-DAY 💦 🍗🦃🍗💦AS YOU CHOKE ON A TURKEY 🦃🦃🐔DICK🍗 AND FEAST 🍴🍽ON CUM-STUFFED 💯 🙄😜😝YAMS
🏠🏠🏠up on the housetop reindeer COCKS 🐴🐴🐴🍆🍆out whips Santa’s 🎅🏿🎅🏿 big ol DICK🍆🍆🍆ready to shower all his thotties 💦💦💦🙆🏼🙆🏼🙆🏼 with some REAL Christmas cheer 🎄🎄🎁🎁🎁🎁 open that chimney wide for
🤠🎄 GIDDY UP 🐴🐎👋 JINGLE WHORE!!! 👯♂️🍆🔥🍑👅❄️👋😹🎁 SEXMAS 🎄☃️❄️🎅🛷🎁💚❤️ is here 🤩 and U’ve sure been N A U G T H Y…!! 😈🤭🤤😏😍😜 All year 📅 Santa 🎅😍 has
Time is tickling ⏰⏰ SEND 💌📲 this 🤳 to TEN (🔟) FESTIVE FREAKS 🎅🏿👯♀️🕺 if u get 🔟 BACK your a 🤤😏 STUFFED STOCKING SLORE 😍🧦🎁💝😻👀😳 get 5️⃣ BACK and
❄🎅❄🎅🎄🎅⛄❄🎅❄ festive shit festive sHit🎄 thats ✔ some ❄❄shit right❄❄th 🎅 ere❄⛄ ❄ right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 🎄 i say so 🎄 thats what im talking
Twas the night 🌙 before DICKmas 🌌🌠🎄and all through the house 🏠, BIG ERECTIONS 🍆 WERE STIRRING, AS BIG AS A MOUSE. 😮🙌🌭🌽Their SCHLONGS were hung ⬇️ from their groins
whats poppin in that peppermint 🍬🔴⚪️ pussy 🍑💦 u little snowhoe ❄️👅👀🎄 DICKCEMBER 🎄 is here 🚨🍆🍒 and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy’s christmAss tree
DICKCEMBER 🍆🍆❄️❄️ is nearly OVER 😢😢…. but the NEW YEAR 🎉💥 has almost 💦💦CUM💦💦 and you know 😍 what that means 😏😏.. its time for 😏😏😏👅 NEW 🍆COCKS🍆 for TWENTY
💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊🎉 my beloved SLORE‼️👯😘 2022 was Long and Hard 🍆✊😔 We Laughed 😂💯🔥 We Cried 🥲😢😭 We Coughed… 😫💨🦠😷🤧 This year 📆 the sequel 🤩💃 to COVAGINA-69
🎄🎄MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES🎄🎄!! Now that it’s finally DICKmas 👅💦Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that
Santa from an engineer’s perspective There are approximately two billion children (persons under 10) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist
Merry Cummas!🎄It’s time to jingle jingle🔔those big balls🔴🎶⚪️because it’s the most fuckable😜time of the year! Even Misses Clause👵🏻wants a big ol’ candy cane in her stocking🎅🏼👀 Don’t🙅🏼call me Mary because
MERRY🎅COCKMAS🍆🍆🍆🍆😜😜😜🐓🐓🐓🐓 AND HAPPY 😁 HOE-LIDAYS 😲😲😲😩😩😩 THIS YEAR 📆 I’M DEFINITELY ✅ ON THE 😈😈😈NAUGHTY😈😈😈LIST📜📝 BECAUSE I’M 👈A GIGANTIC 🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🎄❄HO-HO-HOMOSEXUAL❄🎄🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈🏳🌈🌈 WHICH IS NOT 🙅♀️❌ VERY CHRISTIAN ⛪🙏 BUT I STILL
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