JINGLE๐THOSE๐๐ ฑ๏ธALLS๐๐ ฑ๏ธITCH๐! IT’S๐DICKMAS๐!!! YOU INTO OLDER๐ด?? ๐ ฑ๏ธecause OLD โ Saint ๐ DICK is bringing ๐ท that THICK ๐ฅ North ๐POLE๐ to YOU ๐ค this YEAR ๐๐! He’s SLIDING ๐ DEEP ๐
Christmas
Whether it is Santa Claus, Father Christmas, Sinterklaas, Father Frost, or your parents who bring you presents, Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year. Get to the festive spirit by reading these Christmas copypastas!
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๐ ๐ ๐ up on the housetop reindeer COCKS ๐ด๐ด๐ด๐๐out whips Santa’s ๐ ๐ฟ๐ ๐ฟ big ol DICK๐๐๐ready to shower all his thotties ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ with some REAL Christmas cheer ๐๐๐๐๐๐ open that chimney wide for
๐ค ๐ GIDDY UP ๐ด๐๐ JINGLE WHORE!!! ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐๐ฅ๐๐ โ๏ธ๐๐น๐ SEXMAS ๐โ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ ๐ท๐๐โค๏ธ is here ๐คฉ and Uโve sure been N A U G T H Yโฆ!! ๐๐คญ๐คค๐๐๐ All year ๐ Santa ๐ ๐ has
Time is tickling โฐโฐ SEND ๐๐ฒ this ๐คณ to TEN (๐) FESTIVE FREAKS ๐ ๐ฟ๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐บ if u get ๐ BACK your a ๐คค๐ STUFFED STOCKING SLORE ๐๐งฆ๐๐๐ป๐๐ณ get 5๏ธโฃ BACK and
โ๐ โ๐ ๐๐ โโ๐ โ festive shit festive sHit๐ thats โ some โโshit rightโโth ๐ ereโโ โ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my sel๏ฝ ๐ i say so ๐ thats what im talking
Twas the night ๐ before DICKmas ๐๐ ๐and all through the house ๐ , BIG ERECTIONS ๐ WERE STIRRING, AS BIG AS A MOUSE. ๐ฎ๐๐ญ๐ฝTheir SCHLONGS were hung โฌ๏ธ from their groins
whats poppin in that peppermint ๐ฌ๐ดโช๏ธ pussy ๐๐ฆ u little snowhoe โ๏ธ๐ ๐๐ DICKCEMBER ๐ is here ๐จ๐๐ and the only way to stay warm is to ride daddy’s christmAss tree
๐๐MERRY CHRISTMAS BITCHES๐๐!! Now that itโs finally DICKmas ๐ ๐ฆSantaโs about to slide ๐ ๐พ๐ down your hot ๐ฅ hot ๐ฅchimney tonight. So lick ๐ฆ๐those juicy candy canes and drink up that
Santa from an engineerโs perspective There are approximately two billion children (persons under 10) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist
Merry Cummas!๐Itโs time to jingle jingle๐those big balls๐ด๐ถโช๏ธbecause itโs the most fuckable๐time of the year! Even Misses Clause๐ต๐ปwants a big olโ candy cane in her stocking๐ ๐ผ๐ Don’t๐ ๐ผcall me Mary because
MERRY๐ COCKMAS๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ AND HAPPY ๐ HOE-LIDAYS ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฒ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ THIS YEAR ๐ I’M DEFINITELY โ ON THE ๐๐๐NAUGHTY๐๐๐LIST๐๐ BECAUSE I’M ๐A GIGANTIC ๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐โHO-HO-HOMOSEXUALโ๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐๐ณโ๐๐ WHICH IS NOT ๐ โโ๏ธโ VERY CHRISTIAN โช๐ BUT I STILL
๐ฅณMERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS โ๏ธ๐ ITS DICKMAS TIME ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐ฆ H0E H0E H0E ๐ฌ๐ฌ SANTA CLAUS ๐ IS CUMMING โ๏ธ TO TOWN ๐๐ SHOUT OUT MY BOY J-CHRIST ๐๐ผ๐ ๐TONIGHT WE CELEBRATE
Here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ here ๐ฆCUMS๐ฆ ๐ ๐ฝSanta Claus,๐ ๐ฝ right down ๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝslutty girl lane!๐ฉ๐ฝ๐ธ๐ฝ โ๐ซโ๐ซSTOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!โ๐ซโ๐ซ Is your ๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ปdaddy๐จ๐ป๐จ๐ป not giving you enough ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆcummies?!๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ Hold up,๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ๐ ๐ฝ ho! It’s ๐ฆ๐ฆcummy๐ฆ๐ฆ โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธSEASON!โ๏ธ๐ฆโ๏ธ Pushโ๐ฝโ๐ฝ that
๐๐ Hoe! Hoe! Hoe!๐๐ ITโS THE SLUTTIEST TIME OF YEAR AGAIN GURL! ๐ โ๏ธ โ๏ธ So merry THOTmas, Happy DOMukkah, and a festive KwOwOzaa! ๐๐โก๏ธ ๐ โฅ๏ธ๐ค๐ SHHH! ๐คซ Did