ALWAYS 🕔 make sure 👍 to shave 🔪🍑 because ✌️ the last time 🕒 we let 👐😪 a bush 🌳 in our lives 👈😜👉 it did 9/11 💥🏢🏢✈️🔥🔥🔥
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If we’re together 👫💏 We gon act silly 😜😋 We gon act freaky👅💦 We gon be loyal ✊💯🔐 Dick Cheney made money off the Iraq War 😩💣 WE gon be
Howdy, my name is Rawhide Kobayashi. I’m a 27 year old Japanese Japamerican (western culture fan for you foreigners). I brand and wrangle cattle on my ranch, and spend my
✓ Obesity ✓ 💥🔫 ✓ Laziness ✓ Stupidity ✓ 🌵 ✓ McDonald’s ✓ Donald Trump ✓ $70k College ✓ Bad healthcare ✓ Bad food ✓ Bad music ✓ Fahrenheit ✓
THE IOWA🌾🌽 COCK-US🍆🍆💦💦 IS UPON US 💦💦💦😪😫 we will find out IF WE GOT REPUBLICAN🐘 RIM JOBS👅 💦 OR DEMOCRAT🐴 DICK🍆🍆. an ELEPHANT 🐘never forgets and neither will your ASS🐴🍑!!
I am a muricunt born in america, the land of the fat and the free. I am proud of my awful education, horrible medical care, terrible society and religious gunwielding
RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED, I absolutely don’t want to live in this nation where our GREAT PRESIDENT TRUMP is getting ROBBED! This is absolutely the final straw, my KIDS ARE IN
You just got🖐🏿grabbed🤜🏼 by the P😽SSY by 👨💼DADDY TRUMP👨💼welcoming our SLUTTIEST👅💦 PRESIDENT 💥are u READY🤝👍🏼 for TRUMP👨💼 TO BECOME AMERICAS DADDY💦😛👅 get ready to be GRABBED by the P😽SSY EVERYDAY
🗣guess what day it is🗣⁉️ that’s right ✅ it’s january 6️⃣th‼️‼️🇺🇸 all my cock loving 😍🍆CUMservatives 💦 let me hear you moan 😩😫 YAAASSSS daddy donald 😍 😫😤 one year
🚪✊✊ KNOCK KNOCK‼️ Who’s that🤔knocking👋🫣 on the 🔥GATES OF HELL?👹🔥Why, none other🙋♂️😝Than TRICKY😵💫DICK🍆CHENEY👴4️⃣3️⃣rd President🤴🦅 of the 🇺🇸🕳️United GAPES of America🗽⚰️☠️Dear Old Dick💕🧟♂️ loved war⚔️🧨 so much🥰😍he wanted it💭to last FOREVER♾️🕛🕐🕝
Pull up‼️ 2️⃣ the Capitol (but not like an insERECTION 🔥🇺🇸) because today 🗓️ the new ✅ COCKgress 🍆👨⚖️ is being sworn in 🤭 say goodbye to NERVOUS NANCY 😎❤️
under section 34 of Secure Credits and Taxes act, the president can induce artificial inflation and if the inflation gets high enough, technically Trump can declare emergency powers and not
I love seeing TRUMP lose, it’s my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. His loss is the only reason i’m still alive, i was