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Ali “Aleksib” Sabid is a Pakistani CS:GO professional, who currently plays for Omad Ghazi (OG), an electrical sports (E-sport) organization in Islamabad, Pakistan. He is a part-time street barber on
Don’t let this distract you from the fact that FaZe Clan blew a 15-11 lead in the 2018 Boston Major to Cloud9 giving NA its first and only Major in
Hello! Sorry to bother you all, but I’m new to the CS:GO competitive scene. I’m just very curious why it seems there’s nothing that could challenge the Finnish esports organization
is it me or is olofmeister a bit of a boring player like u see it at the end of the game“oh wow olof has 32 kills”but u can never
Device is proof to me that God doesn’t exist. How can someone be so good with everything? Pistols, fucking your favorite team, rifles, punching monitors, awping etc. Its just not
Shane “sh1ro” O’Reilly is an American CS:GO player playing for the American Cloud 9 organization. He works part time as a livestock herder in Fort Town, Texas. He wishes to
Hi there, this is Jeff, the owner of the Bank on Overpass. I am looking for a man named Jame. I heard he likes to save. This could be very
How blatant can Valve be? Seriously? So instead of the spike they have something called a “bomb”? Instead of abilities they have “nades mollies and smokes”. Instead of agents it’s
I saw Jame at the gas station, he was arguing with the cashier about his expired coupons, telling her that he just wanted to save 50 cents on his redbull.
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play “conter strik” and i want to become the goodest
My wife cheated on me in 2017 with a man named robert. Since then, we got divorced and she got the kids. This spiralled into me losing my job and
Hello, my name is Mohammed bin Salman the prince of Saudi Arabia who lives in palace on Mirage. The past few weeks some homeless person has been coming into my
Allu is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic ”going B, but then benching AleksiB”. He also has a second little known tactic of ”going A,
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends.
I saw blameF once in a McDonald’s and he was acting strange. Whenever someone came in, he’d go behind them. It was like he never wanted to go first. When
Did you know that Finnish country singer Kari Tapio used to be fucking great (one of the best in Finland) in de_Train 1.6 era. He even wrote a song about
Taco: “Actually, I remember one time we were playing against Virtus Pro, Nuke, and it was 15-5 to VP. We were playing as T. VP are CT. And Fallen said,
i think its hilarious u kids talking shit about semphis. u wouldnt say this shit to him at lan, hes jacked. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes,
Northern lights flash in the sky. A blizzard blows, pelting on its way those too weak to withstand the fury of winter at its fullest. From the permafrost strikes a
Sudeep “S1mple” Vernakulum Muthu Sanjeev is an Indian professional Counter Strike:Global Offensive player who currently plays for Nandi and Valu Invincibles (NAVI) , an Electrical Sports (E-Sports) team based in
Fallen is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic of “going B and then lose vs eco. He also has a second little known tactic of
Its a me, receptionist Giovanni Lasagna from Library on A site Inferno. I like to read my book in silence but mamma mia, i can not! There is man storming
WHAT a performance from Karrigan, 30 camera glances, 12 pointing at his head after his teammates clutched a round, 5 stand ups out of his chair, 4 ear cuppings after
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